The movie The Blind Side came on TV the other day. Being both a huge sports fan and Sandra Bullock fan, I was naturally pretty damn excited. And I was thoroughly enjoying the movie for a solid 60 minutes or so. Continue reading
Nick Saban Has Blood on His Hands
File this one under “this is why everyone hates Bama fans.”
A Birmingham woman is charged with killing another woman following last week’s Iron Bowl gong show. The shooter reportedly went on a rampage “when she saw the sisters and others joking that the Crimson Tide’s loss wasn’t as bad as if the NBA’s Miami Heat had lost a game.” Continue reading
The 25 Most Humiliating Defeats of Nick Saban’s Coaching Career (You Won’t Believe What’s #1)
UPDATED JANUARY 7, 2019 (See bottom of post)
Nick Saban has lost a lot of football games in his coaching career, dating back to his graduate assistant days at Kent State. Below, we count down Nick Saban’s 25 most humiliating losses.
(Did we forget a humiliating defeat or is our ranking out of whack? Let us know by posting a comment below!)
#25: Nick Saban Tastes Defeat for First Time
Louisville 34 – Kent State 0
September 16, 1972 · Cardinal Stadium · Louisville, KY
Although only a graduate assistant at the time, Nick Saban was certainly instrumental in this loss. Legend has it that he spilled his Gatorade-flavored wine cooler on head coach Don James’ playcard just prior to kickoff, effectively nullifying the entire week’s game-planning. The result? Not a single point scored by the Golden Flashes on that day. Continue reading
Nick Saban’s Dirty Little Secret
He enjoys getting creme pies, particularly from large black men. Can’t get enough of ’em! Continue reading
Nick Saban: not even the best coach in his home state
That of course would be The Great and Powerful Gus. Continue reading
Would you trade a championship for eternal damnation?
As a parent I know that I want my daughter to grow up to lead a virtuous and moral life. Unfortunately, those values don’t carry quite as much weight with the Head Football Coach at the University of Alabama. As this recent article published by GQ magazine clearly demonstrates Nick Saban has a reputation for being the devil. Continue reading
The 2009 Sugar Bowl
Getting back to some of the basic, raw facts of why Saban should be fired, let’s take a look at some past bowl games to illustrate the unflinching cowardliness demonstrated by The Sabe.
Starting with recent history, the cocky Tide roll into New Orleans on a cold January 2nd to face off against the undefeated Utah Utes. Talk about being over-favored and underwhelming, the Tide gave the Utes their very first win over an SEC team and held Alabama to a meager position the first half of the game. Continue reading
Video: Tosh.0 on Saban
It’s about time we reach outside the confines of FNS and look outwards to highlight those individuals that also see that Nick Saban is not cool.
The well-respected Daniel Tosh from Comedy Central’s Tosh.0 has shared more than a few times his disdain for the former Miami coach and his path from the NFL to college football. Take a look at Tosh’s statement on his show as he clearly understands why Nick should not only be fired but is far from being an honorable coach. Continue reading
Complete List of Teams Nick Saban Has Never Defeated
Nick Saban has won a few football games in his career. He’s beaten 60 Division I schools since he started coaching, from the Alabama Crimson Tide to the Wisconsin Badgers.
But there are even more teams he’s never beaten–64 of ’em to be exact. That’s right: Nick Saban has beaten less than half of all college football teams. Where I come from, a grade of less than 50% is considered failing.
Did you know Nick Saban has never beaten the Akron Zips, SMU Mustangs, or Wyoming Cowboys? The list goes on, but hopefully Saban’s career won’t. Continue reading
Top 5 Reasons Nick Saban Would be Great at Fairmont State
Here at FNS.com, we believe in one thing: getting Nick Saban fired. However, that doesn’t mean he can’t go coach somewhere else. Sure, he has his fair share of weaknesses that would have any football program questioning his candidacy for future head coach, but if giving Nick a light at the end of the tunnel will make him being fired from Alabama any easier, then what better place to be than Fairmont State?
I couldn’t think of 5 better reasons to fire Nick and send him to Fairmont than: Continue reading
