Nick Saban Hates Alabama Fans

Nick Saban isn’t sure where he is.

In one of his patented senile rants, good ole ‘Aint Nick bit the hand that feeds him, calling the Alabama fan base “self absorbed.” Why? He was butt hurt that real Alabama fans called him out for lucking his way to victory against an Arkansas team he should have blown out. The excuse train was in full throttle for the Aflac kid. “We’re going to get everybody’s best game. I don’t know why people can’t understand that.” The crybaby continued, “It’s not fair to our players that they get everybody’s best game.” He appeared near tears as he added, “Everybody wants to beat us.”

At this point, his senility kicked in. “We’re not happy to win a game anymore. We’re not happy to win a game at all.” What? I don’t think you should be admitting that, Nick. “I have too much respect for the other team.” He then doubled down. “I don’t care what kind of fan you are. Nobody wants to win.” Unfortunately, no one was there to take the microphone away, or at least give the poor guy a Namenda. So he continued by criticizing his own players. “They’re not perfect. They’re just college students.”

He tried to come back to his original point, before getting confused. “So for all you self-absorbed folks out there that can’t look past your own self to appreciate what other people are doing …” He paused for what seemed like an hour, and then he tried to order soup.

Can we please fire this guy before he wanders into the wrong locker room?

4 thoughts on “Nick Saban Hates Alabama Fans

  1. My wife Is a curious woman and among many things she likes look at the man’s package and commenting on size “He has It big,he has it small.. At the beginning of out relationship i was a little annoyed because no one woman i’ve been with ever commented”the package” but with the time i know why.. Some years ago me and my wife casually​ went in a nude beach in Spain..At first she was surprised and quite annoyed”what a shame!”.”why don’t we just get away?If i knew it before, i would have never came here “..Me” What’s the problem”?She”ok but i’m quite embarassed..”At least 70%-80%were gay couples and only a minority regular couples..After our swim we started to walk along the beach hand in hand among dozens of naked men of any sizes.My wife pretented not to see but i i realized she was really intrigued..Whenever​ she sees something of interesting(bags,jewels,persons..etc)she has a habit of scueezing my hand and so did in that afternoon (but only when we were walking next to a well- endowed​ man).I got annoyed of course but in the same time quite intrigued..When we came back to the hotel she said”I have seen more cocks this afternoon that in rest of my life”..Some had a cock similar to yours, but others had it really​ big​ and two of them had a flaccid cock bigger than yours hard” (and it was true).”Seeing so many cocks turned me on a little,i must admit it”. Me” I realized it but what really matters is the size in erection ” .She”No, you’re wrong.A long flaccid cock is also a long cock in erection state..It’ s automatic..I know it wery well(and surely she was thinking about her ex husband and his 9 inch cock.).”I know it bothers you but if my ex husband had a horse cock it wasn’t my fault”.. We came back in the hotel and after a shower kneeling on the bed she said me”please fuck me hard”(with no foreplay)..And i was really surprised because she was superwet (and in fact she did cum in less than 2 minutes without clitorical stimulation) And It was the only time in many years.. She had sex with me,but in her mind she had sex with her ex husband ..

    ROLL TIDE ROLL!

    1. Knowing your wife experienced a big cock turns you on?

      Past is the past but this aspect gets me annoyed..Women who experienced an 8 inch or more are rare (even if my wife did it) and for most women i’ve had my size was ok .However, since i am on the lower side of average size(5,5 inch fully erected but more often 5,25) i realized the real thinking was a little different.. By the time in fact most of them admitted that their exes (generally) had a longer penis than mine( in most cases slightly, in few cases significantly)and all this bothers me a little.From a rational point of wiew it’s quite logical and accordind to science i’m average but i feel inadeguate anyway. However, by the time, i started to have a different feeling and my wife’s sexual past turns me on. (Her ex husband had a 9 inches cock,three inches and half longer than mine(!). I would like to know more details :her moans,her orgasms,her physical reactions to deep penetration that i’m not able to give her ..Of course i’m jealous of her ex- husband:his cock knows more about my wife’s pussy than i know(the head of his cock explored areas of her vagina that i’ll never get to) Comments are welcome

  2. I wanted to talk about this famous phrase “it’s not the size that counts” and more generally talk about the fact that society seeks to reassure our ego.

    Let’s start with the girls who tell us size doesn’t matter.

    I rely on my experience and on what I can hear around me. My first two ex-girlfriends weren’t a big fan of sex in general but then they said I had a small dick, why say that if size doesn’t matter? I’m on good terms with them so they’re not trying to be mean but they’ve all just been telling the truth.

    With my first ex we did not separate for two years before getting back together for 2 months. She met a guy during our relationship, a guy with a big cock and I felt the difference. She no longer took as much pleasure as during our first relationship.

    My current girlfriend was honest from the start. I told her I had a small dick and told me she was afraid she couldn’t feel me. It was the case the first time, the time that her vagina returns to a small size. For as long as I’ve already explained she told all our friends that I had a small dick.

    She ended up telling me that the size doesn’t matter after all. Less than 12 cm is just impossible for her. I am in the “acceptable” zone. She told me I was a good lover, my cock doesn’t hurt her when I fuck because it’s not too big, I’m good with my tongue too and I play with her clit while we fuck.

    She had a lover in recent years. He had a 17cm plus 6 inch dick. She loved fucking with him. She takes more pleasure with him than with me. In addition to feeling fulfilled, he knows how to fuck better than me.

    At that moment yes I understood. Size doesn’t matter if you’re comparing a guy with a big dick that can’t do it right and a guy with a small dick that doesn’t hurt and plays with the clit.

    But if the guy with a reasonable or large dick is a good lover, if he can fuck without hurting then why take a guy with a small dick?

    ROLL TIDE!

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