Saban Raw-Dawged by Walk-On QB in CFP Title Game

What a doofus!

I’d say the Aflac kid better run for the hills after this schellacking … but who are we kidding? At 1.1 yards per carry, we know he can’t run to save his life … or his job. Fire this bum right now! Keep him from getting on the team plane. Thirty yards rushing? My walk from my desk to the toilet is longer than that! And what happens in that toilet is exactly what Saban’s offense was tonight.

I know it’s called “football,” but that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to kick field goals all night. If not for a gift fumble by the aforementioned WALK ON QUARTERBACK (IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, YOU LOST TO A WALK ON), ol’ Saint Nick never would have sniffed the end zone. And he missed a field goal for good measure, which led to a Georgia touchdown.

Here are some fun facts:

  • Nick Saban has won back-to-back CFP national championships the same number of times as Brian “Gumbo” Kelly: ZERO. At least Gumbo kept his games with Georgia close despite having NOTRE LAME talent on his roster.
  • You know who has more wins in 2022 than Nick Saban? Kansas State. KANSAS. STATE. Not the Kansas who beat the Texas Longhorns. No. The team from Kansas who ended the regular season by LOSING to the pathetic Horns. That Kansas State. Way to go, Nick.
  • Three SEC teams have more wins in 2022 than Saban: Georgia (obviously, they just beat the hell out of Bama), Kentucky, and Arkansas. Way to go, Nick. You’re behind Kentucky and Arkansas.
Gumbo Kelly is … excited … about the prospects of facing Saint Nick next season

This guy is a hack. Pull a Pat Haden and fire him on the tarmac!

SEC-ond best coach in the CFP championship game.

26 thoughts on “Saban Raw-Dawged by Walk-On QB in CFP Title Game

  1. I’m living with my girlfriend [32F] for last eight months. My penis is 1.5 inches when flaccid and 4.5 – 5 inches when erect. Recently we started talking dirty but no sph. We always shower together at night and I mostly stay naked afterwards. So one month ago she got out of shower and was drying herself and I was standing in the tub facing her.

    She said with a smile looking at my penis, you’re small. I looked down and it was just as it flaccid state, 1.5 inches. I lied smilingly, it’s because it’s cold in the shower. She replied that the heater is on and water is hot. Which was right.

    So next day after sex I asked her whether size matters, she tried to avoid it but as I forced she said it does. But anything above 5 is ok. I asked what’s the smallest she had and replied her ex, three inches. Then I asked what’s the biggest and she didn’t reply but said that anything above 8 was too much for her. She didn’t say any further.

    Next day as we were lying on the bed and I put her hands on my penis and she said that it feels like a worm.

    From the first day we had sex she would rub herself while I fuck her. So I knew that I wasn’t exactly adequate for her.

    I was curious to check her phone and I found her conversation with her best friend with whom she shared her sexual experience. So her best friend had asked her who satisfied her most in sex, she replied to her that she met a guy with fully shaved 10 inch penis while on vacation. She used the word Daks which means big penis in bisaya or Tagalog as she’s a Filipina. Then she said that best sex was with another guy who is about 8 inches long but could get rock hard in an instant. He was her carlift guy who became her fwb later.

    The lady asked how I was and her reply was I was small and I’m not ashamed to be naked around her. She said that men with bananas and snakes used to coverup right away after sex or shower but him with a worm would stay naked with pride. Lady replied to this with 🙈

    But she added at the end that she wants me to be her last guy.

    I’m trying to get more things out of her and hopefully will be getting a pic of her holding my worm 😂

  2. Every defense to ever play a 15-game season in CFB (has only happened in the playoff era) ranked by total points allowed in the season:

    2021 Georgia – 153
    2016 Alabama – 195
    2018 Clemson – 197
    2019 Clemson – 203
    2015 Alabama – 227
    2017 Georgia – 246
    2016 Clemson – 270
    2018 Alabama – 271
    2021 Alabama – 302
    2015 Clemson – 325
    2019 LSU – 328
    2014 Ohio State – 330
    2014 Oregon – 354

    *2017 Alabama didn’t make the SECCG, so they only played 14 games to win the title that year, however, they still allowed 167 points, so 2021 Georgia still tops that in both total points allowed and points per game allowed.

    Defense still wins championships

  3. I’m a fairly handsome guy, and girls have always found me attractive. Despite this I’m not too sexually experienced as I’ve always been too nervous to actually shoot my shot a lot of the time. We’ll get into why that is a little later on. From time to time however I do get lucky and find myself in bed with a gal.

    One night I was at a house party with a bunch of friends from an organization I was a part of. One of the girls in the org, Molly, who was a year below me brought her roommate Emma with her. Molly was a skinny blonde girl with a mousy face that was decently cute, but what really stood out about her were her massive boobs. They were easily D cups that looked unreal on her petite body. One of my good friends in the organization, Mike, had actually been hooking up with her and would always brag to me how great it was. Molly was also in one of the top sororities at our school and could sometimes come across as pretty bitchy when I talked to her.

    Emma was overall a bit less attractive than Molly, but still cute. She had dirty blonde hair and a decently pretty face along with a fairly large ass, but had very small boobs. I was introduced to her at the the beginning of the night and thought she was a really sweet girl. I found out we actually even had a mutual friend named Jessica that I knew from childhood. They were both a part of the same religious group at our university.

    As the night progressed and everyone got pretty drunk I started talking more and more to Emma. We were really hitting it off and began dancing together. It was the typical things like grinding and feeling each other up. Eventually one thing led to another and with a little liquid confidence we began making out on the dance floor. It was going great.

    Molly came up to me later and told me I should come back to their place with them tonight. I of course obliged as I hadn’t hooked up with a girl in months. I was very excited and was hoping my friend Mike would come along too, but he ended up leaving the party early and didn’t even see that I was with Emma.

    When we got back to their apartment the three of us talked for like 15 minutes before Molly said she was gonna go to bed. She made a comment about us having fun together and gave a little wink as she made her way into her bedroom. It was finally time. I always get a little nervous about hooking up with girls as I’m a bit insecure about the size of my penis (4 inches hard) and some past experiences along with it, but Emma seemed like such a sweet girl I didn’t think it would matter.

    We got into her bed, made some more small talk and eventually began making out on her bed. This time we were much more passionate as our tongues locked. I was biting her lips and kissing her neck, it was obvious we were both really turned on. We took off our shirts and I pulled her on top of me so I could feel her ass as we were kissing. I worked my hands up to her bra and released her b cup tits. She sat up, straddling me, and gave me a sexy little smirk. Emma slowly started rubbing her hand over my crotch area. I was already completely erect and throbbing. A little bit of nerves came as I began wondering what she was thinking, her hand rubbing my hard cock through my pants. This was the first time a girl was touching my penis in a long time.

    After moving her hand across the top of my pants for like 10 seconds, she paused and said “Just letting you know we aren’t gonna have sex”. I immediately thought to myself that it must be a part of her religious beliefs to not have sex. She kinda seemed like that type of girl and I knew that our mutual friend Jessica was a virgin for the same reason.

    I quickly said, “Oh no worries at all, we can do other stuff though, right?” Not wanting this night to stop.

    Emma smiled and said “oh yea!” As she began to bend down and pull on my pants. I helped by lifting up my but and sliding off my jeans. Now in just my underwear, the outline of my meager tent was in plain sight. I thought I heard the slightest giggle come out of her at this moment but I quickly convinced myself it was my imagination.

    She looked up at me and gave me a smile before pulling down my briefs. Emma took a pause as she began to look at my package. What was just a few seconds felt like an eternity as she scanned my hairless cock. All of my pubes were shaved, leaving my penis, balls, and the area surrounding completely smooth. Its a little unnatural looking considering how hairy my legs are, but I’ve always preferred it this way.

    Her expression didn’t really change as she lightly gripped my cock with one hand, you could just see my pink head sticking out. I shivered at her touch and gave out the slightest hint of a moan. I’m not sure if other guys moan but sometimes I just can’t resist it. She bit her lip and looked up at me, slowly starting to move her hand up and down. It felt so good, I’ve always loved it when girls gave slower handjobs.

    The problem with having a shorter cock is that the motion to jerk it off is very restricted. Because of this, instead of wrapping her hand around my cock she just had her finger tips on it, slowly moving the skin up and down. I do the same when I’m getting my self off sometimes as well.

    Emma started picking up the pace after a minute. I could already feel myself building up to an orgasm, when all of a sudden she put her mouth over the top of my pink head and swooshed her tongue around. My whole body started tingling and I again let out a moan. Emma brought her hands up to my chest and started feeling up my sides and belly while she slowly worked her way down my aching cock. I had my own hands at my side as I’ve never really been the type to hold a girls head down while getting a blowjob.

    After about 30 seconds of teasing she now had my whole penis in her mouth and I could tell I was about to cum. She knew it too as my whole body began shaking. She started sucking even harder and sure enough, I busted into her mouth. It was an incredible orgasm. Emma swallowed it all and gave me a smile. I couldn’t believe I came in less than a minute of getting a blowjob. She crawled up to me and gave me a kiss on the lips. I was grossed out at first as I’ve never kissed a girl after cumming in her mouth, but Emma was so sweet and my body was in a fog so I didn’t resist it, the kiss was only a peck too.

    I was still catching my breath when I noticed Emma was staring at my now retracted, spent 2inch penis. I quickly sat up and said “alright now let me return the favor!” As I scurried down to the other side of the bed.

    Emma said “alright!” And lifted up her legs so I could remove her pants. I’ve actually always loved going down on girls and took it upon myself to research how to do it properly. Before taking her underwear off I went up and started kissing her lips again. I then worked my way down her chest, belly and naval region slowly kissing her the whole time. I went back up and repeated the process a few more times, just to tease her.

    After she was clearly worked up I went down and kissed her pussy through her underwear. My hands slowly rubbed her inner thighs. I then started to pull down and remove her legs out of the last of her clothes. I smiled, as I now had a beautiful girl lying completely naked right in front of me.

    Emma looked up me and said “Remember big boy, no sex tonight” adding a grin as she said big boy, gesturing to my now hard penis.

    I did an awkward chuckle and began to slowly go down to eat her out. Nothing turns me on more than pleasuring a hot girl. Emma began to breath heavy and started rubbing her hands through my hair. She directed me on pace and pressure which made it really easy for me.

    I had been licking her pussy for probably close to ten minutes before she really started to moan. At this point she was holding my head down on her crotch and began wrapping her legs around my neck and shoulders. I was honestly just as turned on as she was, hearing how much she was enjoying this.

    After around 15 minutes she finally started to orgasm. She had me licking faster and faster until all of a sudden it happened. I could taste her juices leaking out of her and the sounds of her intense moans. My face, held in place by her legs and hands was now glistening with her cum. It was the wettest I’ve ever made a girl before.

    Finally she released me and I crawled up to the top of the bed with her and began wiping up my face. She smiled and said “that was amazing, you’re really great with your tongue!

    “And it looks like you really enjoyed it too!” She again, gestured down to my cock. It was completely upright, throbbing the hardest it’d been all night, dripping with precum.

    I laughed with her and thought to myself that maybe she’d go down on me again considering how quickly I finished the first time. But she turned around to face away from me and said “alright, well goodnight…big guy!”

    With that she pushed her naked ass against my throbbing cock, making my whole body shudder. I cuddled up to her, desperately wanting to fuck her or at least get a handjob or something, but accepted that it was too late and to just go to bed in frustration. I started to close my eyes and thought to myself, “I wonder what Emma is gonna say to Molly about tonight, I hope she doesn’t mention how quickly I came…or the size of my package”.

  4. Yesterday was my 18th birthday. Today is the day of my last doctor’s checkup with my mom. It has been embarrassing for quite some time to have her there every visit. She is so caring and protective, but… I think you see my point.

    So I was taking shower being in a positive mood, when I heard knocking on the bathroom’s door.

    “Tommy, you ready?”

    “In a minute, mom.”

    “Okay sweetheart. Don’t be late, please. I wanted to talk to you about something…”

    “Can’t you wait till I’m done? It’ll be five minutes,” maybe just four, I thought. I haven’t jerked off in couple days, so I needed some me-time.

    “I want to talk about your father…” oh god, there we go. It’s been five years, mom… I get it, you are sad, but right now I am in the middle of something!

    “He suffered from a condition,” she continued.

    “I know mom, that’s why he died…”

    “No, I mean other than that. His mom found out when he was your age. She got him treated and he was much better when we got to know each other, but… I don’t want you to suffer the same way he suffered. I just need to know, if there’s everything okay with you.”

    “Aww, mom. I understand you are worried, but I’m eighteen now. I can take care of myself. I can assure you, I feel absolutely fine.”

    “Well, it wasn’t a condition, that hurts… It was… Um…”

    “Huh?” I couldn’t hear her over the hissing shower.

    “His organ… His penis was too small.”

    “What?!” I couldn’t believe what I just heard, standing there with my 11″ boner. I was quite proud of the size, to be honest. But why would my mother want to discuss penis size with her son?

    “He… He was only 10 inches long, Tommy. That’s way too small to satisfy a healthy woman. Now, I have to ask you this question. Oh god, I can’t believe this… Is everything okay with you? Down there?”

    I didn’t know what to say to her… I felt uncomfortable sharing this piece of information with my mother.

    “I’m… I’m 11 inches.”

    “Oh Tommy…” I heard the relief through the bathroom door, “It’s not that small, but we have to go to see the doctor anyway. And how long is it when… When you are… Excited?”

    Wait a second… Not that small?

    “What do you mean? It is 11 inches when erect.”

    “Tommy?! I am going in this minute. And you better be joking right now!” she stormed through the door, I could barely put my hands over my crotch. “The hands,” she ordered in a bossy tone.

    “Oh my god, Tommy…” she covered her mouth in despair “Oh god, Tommy, I’m so sorry… Mommy will take care of everything. I won’t let you embarrass yourself with this size… Get dressed, we are going to the doctor’s office and I’ll get you treated.”

    I just stood there as she ran out of the bathroom. I was under a warm shower but I froze there. My father was 10 inches when soft? And his mother got him treated for having a small penis? Is this some kind of a weird dream?

    Mom’s aggressive honking woke me up. She was in the car already. I have to rush. The wank has to wait, I couldn’t focus anyway…

    We arrived to the doctor’s office. My mother was stressed and seemed in a hurry. There were many people in the waiting room. They seemed like couples. Most of the men looked embarrassed. Wait a minute… She was prepared for this my whole life? Does my doctor cure small penises? But my cock is 11 inches! What’s going on?!

    “We’re here to see Dr. Jones. We have a small problem,” she told to the nurse at the reception. All of the women in the waiting room shook their heads looking at me. What the fuck?

    “Of course. The doctor will see you right away, ma’am.”

    “Welcome to your last checkup, young man. Hopefully, everything’s okay and you can continue visiting me without your mother.”

    My mom shook her head a bit, almost unnoticingly, and kept staring at the floor.

    “Oh,” went the doctor seeing her reaction, “so it’s that kind of problem. Okay Tommy, get behind the paper wall, get undressed and wait for me.”

    As I started undressing, I heard the whisper.

    The doctor was lecturing my mom “I told you Sarah, this is not something that will go away. We have to treat it immediately.”

    “I know, I thought he will grow up to be a healthy, fully developed man… I haven’t thought it will be this bad…”

    “Okay, we knew, it will be underdeveloped. How small is it?”

    Sooner than my mother could respond, I shouted “I’m ready!” nervously.

    “Come here, sweety,” said Ms. Jones. As I stepped out, she said: “Oh, Sarah. I am so sorry… Tommy, stand here, so your mother can see. She is still responsible for your development. Now…” she took out tape measure and measured my limp dick.

    “It’s only 7,5 inches long when in soft state.”

    “His father was only 10 and Tommy is even smaller!” my mother started sobbing, “I failed as a mother… Oh my… He will never satisfy a woman!”

    Ms. Jones tried to comfort my mom “It is small, Sarah, but we can try to cure him. He will never be fully developed, but we can make it bearable. There, there…”

    She turned to me. “Tommy, I need couple of other measurements. Firstly I need to know your erect size and then I’ll need a semen sample. Is that okay, Sarah?” My mom nodded, drying her eyes with a napkin.

    “C’mon, young man. Get hard.”

    “I’m sorry. It doesn’t work that way. You’re a doctor, you should know!”

    She looked at me with her eyebrows lifted. She opened the door to waiting room so all of the women could hear and started shouting at me: “You don’t make rules here. You have a small, 7,5 inches soft cock, you don’t have a say in this office. It’s one of the smallest I have ever seen and I’ve seen plenty, trust me. There’s waiting room full of women disappointed in guys like you, with their small penises. I feel sorry for your mother and for any woman you’ll ever touch!”

    Then she closed the door and just switched to her normal professional tone. “Well Sarah, as you can see, this strategy usually works on the small ones. Let’s measure you, Tommy.”

    I have to admit, being humiliated for my penis size was arousing. Even when I don’t feel like having a small one. That’s weird, isn’t it?

    “It’s 11 inches when erect.”

    Mom started sobbing again and hugged me: “I’m so sorry dear… I should’ve taken care of you better… You weren’t supposed to be this small… But we will go through this together, I promise. We will get you treated. Right, doctor?”

    She turned to the doctor. Ms. Jones was standing there with her arms crossed, looking at my penis in doubt. I just can’t stand this… “Mom, my penis definitely isn’t small. Just look at it! It hangs between my knees! When erect, it’s almost as long as your arm! Does nobody see it?”

    “Enough, Tommy! Stop hurting your mother. I need your semen sample. Get here while you’re in hard state,” she said, walking to the other side of her office. “Sarah, how would you describe the size of Tommy’s testicles?” she asked with her face buried in a shelf full of measuring cups on the other side of the room.

    “I… I don’t know…”

    “C’mon Sarah. Are they melon-sized? Fist sized?”

    “I would say… They are size of a… Grapefruit? Maybe?” she said and looked at me like I should confirm.

    “When is the last time Tommy masturbated?”

    “Excuse me?”

    Ms. Jones sighed and turned our way. “Sarah… You didn’t know what was the size of your son’s penis. You didn’t know the size of his testicles and you don’t know, when he masturbates. Sarah, are you even ashamed of his size? Do you want his penis to grow to at least ‘below average’ spectrum?”

    “Of course I do! I want him to have bigger penis no matter what!”

    “Then you should cooperate. Mothers with sons like yours know everything about the problem. You are a strong female figure for him, responsible for his development. You are in charge of his development. From now on, everything will be different. So… Should one liter beaker suffice?”

    Mom looked at me, I nodded.

    “Yes, that’ll do.”

    I was afraid to ask what’s going to happen next. My mother and my doctor were standing there, dissapointed in the size of my cock. They were both in their mid-forties.

    My mom had long dark curly hair and a young face with lots of make-up on. She was one of those women who are able to put on make-up that makes them look like pin-up models. She never looked trashy even with a huge amounts of make-up on.

    She wears dark red lipstick on her full lips and long nails in matching color. That day she wore all black costume with a white blouse underneath.

    She is some sort of manager in a huge corporation. Nobody understands those job titles anymore. Half her day she fills up Excel sheets and the other half she overlooks people doing their sheets.

    Anyway, she looked bossy in her red high heels, short skirt and a slim figure. Her huge – and I mean HUGE – breasts were about to burst from that blouse.

    Ms Jones was wearing a long white lab-coat. She is a bit shorter than my mom. She is rocking platinum-blond hair in a bun. Her breasts were a lot smaller than my mom’s but still quite obvious. She didn’t wear much make-up, maybe just eyeliner. Her nails were much more conservative with a french manicure. But her fingers were slim and long and the way she held the long glass beaker…

    “Sarah, Tommy seems to be ready to go. I am going to give you a pair of these,” she handed her latex gloves, “Please, proceed. I’ll make notes.” My mom’s eyes almost popped out.

    “Excuse me, Jane?!”

    “Sarah, my nurse isn’t here today and I have to make notes so I can find the best way to cure Tommy’s condition. You’ll have to measure him weekly, so you better get used to touching his underdeveloped penis. Now please, there are other small penises to cure. Could we get started?”

    Mom approached me. She told me in a quiet voice: “I’m doing this for you Tommy. You’ll have a big penis, I promise. This is necessary. Please forgive me…”

    She put the latex gloves on and touched my penis. I saw the hesitation in her face, but her touch was soft and caring. She caressed my 11″ cock while the doctor was watching and taking notes, murmuring.

    “Subject suffers from underdeveloped penis. Length is 7,5″ when flaccid. Subject is 11″ long and 2″ thick when erect.”

    Doctor Jones fixed her glasses and continued.

    “Veins… One dominant, very visible, running on the right side… Sarah, please, pull the skin over.”

    I am not circumsized, but you probably understood that.

    “Uncircumsized… Glans – normal shape, significant corona.”

    Mom took a handful of thick lubricant and spread it over my cock. The doctor squatted. My penis was at her face level as she lifted my sack with her pen. Mom lifted my cock so doctor could see everything.

    “Testicles… Size of a grapefruit, should be able to produce up to 1000ml of semen. Quite heavy. Subject probably haven’t ejaculated in three or four days.”

    As my mom was slowly stroking my penis, the doctor sat at her desk. She crossed her legs and made a few more notes in her notebook. Then she took the beaker and drove her office chair to us.

    “Sarah, do you think you could finish this? I have another patient appointed in five minutes.”

    “Tommy, would you mind if I speeded up a bit? Yeah?”

    “I… Uh… No, of course. Do what you have to.”

    She turned up the pace and I just sighed… It felt like a dream. My mother is stroking my cock as my doctor watches us. Her long red nails… She was so skilled. Oh my god… Oh…

    “Mom… I… Think… I’m… I’m…”

    “Jane, quick, the beaker! I’ll aim the penis, you stroke the shaft.”

    Doctor took over and started jerking me right on the edge of the head. Mom stood behind me holding my penis with both hands – one hand on every side. If it wasn’t hot as fuck, it would be almost funny – she was hugging me from behind, holding my cock with both hands at the base as my doctor was stroking it so they could get my semen sample…

    “I’m… Cumming! Ugh…” Oh boy… I started breathing heavily. Doctor Jones put the end of the beaker over my glans and continued jerking.

    Oh god… The sperm was so thick and those streaks were so huge… But to shot a liter of cum takes some time.

    “Tommy, look at you! You’re a good boy, you’re mommy’s little boy. Hmmm… Yes, get it all out… We’re almost at 300 mililiters! Do you have any more in there? Huh?”

    “Ugh… Yes… Yes I do…” I responded while panting heavily… Doctor kept stroking me and I was filling the beaker like crazy. I almost felt like a horse being milked just for the cum bucket.

    Mom continued encouraging me: “Yeah sweetheart… One day you’ll be hung like a real man is supposed to be… Uh-huh… Give it all to mommy…”

    “We’re almost done,” said the doctor in a formal tone. The beaker was almost full and I was, in fact, running out of cum.

    “Okay Tommy, get dressed. Not here! Behind the paper wall! I need to speak to your mother.” I took my clothes, got behind the wall. They were whispering but I was able to understand quite well.

    “He isn’t aware of his problem… Sarah, he has one of the smallest penises this office has ever seen. And I used to treat your husband!”

    “Oh, Jane… I’m so sorry… Is there any hope for him? We will do anything. Anything, that helps him.”

    “Well, this is a tough one… I would recommend visiting psychiatrist to help him accept that he has a small penis. After we solve the problem in his mind, we can treat the condition in his pants. What do you think?”

    “Okay. Anything to help him. Do you have any specific doctor in mind?”

    “Yes. Doctor Taylor. She is a psychiatrist, we cooperate quite a lot in cases like this. I’m warning you. This could get pretty messy. She has to break him mentally. He will suffer. But after that, we can re-start his development. Do I have your consent?”

    “Oh god… When I think about what Jim had to go through it makes me cry…”

    “I understand. This will hurt both of you. But it is necessary. You don’t people to look at you as a mother who wasn’t able to raise a fully developed man, do you?”

    “No… No, of course not. Please, arrange it so we can go see the doctor tomorrow.”

  5. It was my friends birthday a few days ago and one of the gifts she received was a “Grow A Boyfriend” it’s like this little red man; around the size of the green army soldier toys you get, you put it in water and he’s meant to grow over time.

    Fast forward to now and she posts him on her Instagram story saying that he’s now meant to be almost fully grown but he was probably 3.5-4”; it was hard to tell he’d fallen over but he was still fairly small. The caption was “apparently nearly fully grown, you’re a real disappointment”. We started chatting and I made a comment about how all her boyfriends have been disappointments (she’s got a real knack for managing to pick assholes every time), to which she responded “that’s true but at least he grows more than you, little guy 👌🏻”

    All I could respond was “true” and then she went on to complain about how there’s no pinky finger emoji.

    I’ve been obsessed with this girl for over half of my life and to know that I’ll never have a chance with her due to my size is such a disappointment but such a humiliating turn on at the same time. She did porn for a little while but unfortunately I was never able to find her.

  6. When sleeping with a girl, what signs or body behaviors have you observed that made you think that she thinks you’re too small? Some women are verbally upfront about it but others are too nice to be honest.

    Some signs I have observed include being deepthroated with no effort, not using a whole hand when being jerked off, or constantly telling me to go deeper.

  7. My wife only allows me to fuck her 4 times a year. My worthless white worm, as she calls it only gets 3 1/2″ when it’s hard. You can see my tiny thing on this site. It’s the one compared to and covered by the k-cup.

    My sex life consists of using my tongue and 8″ dildo on my wife’s pussy. Half the time she’ll give me a finger job. She calls it a finger job because she only has to use two fingers and her thumb to masturbate me. The other times, I have to give myself a finger job while she watches and laughs.

    As I said, I get to put my little thing in her 4 times a year. Before I do, she has me use my tongue and dildo on her until she cums a couple of times, then she has me mount her missionary style. After using an 8″, thick dildo on her, she is quite stretched out and my little thing practically falls into her pussy. I feel like I’m fucking a warm glass of water. Even so, because I only get to fuck her 4 times a year, I cum in less than a minute.

    Six months ago, her company hired a 35 year old man, and my wife is always talking about him. He is several years younger than her. She has started dressing more sexy for work and coming home in really good moods. I believe I am already a cuckold, or I will be one soon. My worthless white worm gets to it’s full 3.5 inches every time I think about being a cuckold. I hope I am already!

  8. My ex wife used to make me walk out in front of her friends naked on the nights they were all going clubbing. They would make fun of my tiny dick and then tie me to a chair to wait for them. Sometimes they would be gone for 6 hours and there I’d sit tied to a chair with my little dick out.

    Eventually my wife did end up cuckolding me. I was encouraging her to do it, wanting her to do it and then she did. Her pussy started adapting to bigger and bigger dicks until mine was completely useless to her. She wouldn’t even let me touch her at all.

    Later she made a doctor’s appointment for me to get a sex change. Little did I know she was hoping she could get the doctor to have my penis removed and leave the balls. That way I’d be left horny all the time but not able to get off.

    So I’m in the doctor’s office and she showed the nurses and doctor my tiny dick as we’re walking down the hall. They were rolling on the floor laughing. It’s not like I can help it! It has always been small plus she had me shrinking away in chastity for a couple years.

    It’s funny I loved not getting any pussy and seeing her with her boyfriend’s big dicks made her the hottest chick ever to me.

    ROLL TIDE ROLL!

  9. “Jesus!” I bleated in my wife’s ear while watching her best friend, Melissa, pull her husband’s giant cock out of his shorts. They were only a few feet away from us, snuggling up on the couch across from our own, but tonight they were taking their exhibitionism to new heights.

    Melissa and Tommy had come over to hang out, something we’ve done countless times before, but, tonight things got a little heated, and it all seemed to start before I even got home from work.

    4 Hours earlier

    “Mel and Tommy are coming over tonight. Kids spending the night at your sisters” the text from my wife read. Of course, I didn’t mind, they come over all the time, and we’ve always had fun with them. But as I came through the garage door I overheard the last part of a conversation.

    “… and that’s why they call it the Houdini!” Melissa laughed, as both Tommy and Angie burst out laughing. Angie gasped for air as she gripped the empty margarita glass in front of her.

    My wife has always been sexy as hell, with large double D breasts, thin waist, and full ass, all packed into a small body just five feet tall. Her long dark hair is naturally wavy and frames her face perfectly. She’s normally pretty conservative in the way she dresses and acts, but when she gets a few drinks in her, she turns a little silly and quite a bit slutty.

    “Hey guys, what’s so funny?” I asked.

    “You tell him, Melissa,” Angie snorted, glassy-eyed and still calming down from her laughter.

    Melissa and Angie have been friends since they were kids, and growing up together they seemed to have a million inside jokes. She’s a beautiful woman, about 5’9″ flat footed making her a bit taller than I am. She has a modelesque figure, slim with long legs, humble and supple breasts and tight ass. Melissa and my wife both have thick, wavy, dark hair and equally thick southern accents, in fact, their voices sound nearly identical. Honestly, there were several times Mel was talking to Tommy and I thought it was Angie talking to me, and vice versa.

    “Well in class today, one of my students named Harry Houdini as a personal hero in his oral report.” Melissa started off, she teaches Composition and English at a community college.

    “At the end, other students can ask questions or make helpful suggestions. Jason, this 20-year-old who should know better, raises his hand and says,

    ‘When did he invent his position?’

    Well, I had no idea what he was talking about, but half the students started laughing. So, I asked him what he meant by that.

    He looks me square in the eye, and without any hesitation, he tells me, “it’s when you’re fucking your girl from behind, and then you switch places with another guy. He keeps fucking her, and you go outside and wave to her from the window, and she’s all like wtf? How did he get outside while he’s still fucking me? And that’s why it’s called the Houdini!”

    Melissa barely finished before they all burst out laughing again, this time I chuckled along with them, but it seemed more like a “you had to be there” kind of story.

    “So… is that really a thing?” Angie asked apprehensively.

    “Certainly not.” I chimed in, “it’s got to be fake, there’s no way the girl wouldn’t be able to tell that she wasn’t getting fucked by the same guy. Plus, wouldn’t that kind of be rape?”

    “Do you think you would be able to tell the difference?” Tommy asked bumping his hip against his wife as he stood beside her.

    “Well, I guess you would have to find another guy as big as you.” Melissa teased biting her lower lip and giving him a wink.

    It certainly wasn’t the first time they had talked about his considerable size, and having seen him in the pool several times I had noticed his pretty impressive package. Something that my wife had noticed too, I’ve caught her steal glances at his crotch particularly in his wet and clinging swimsuit. Which years ago led us to have some really open conversations about penis size.

    My wife only had a few partners before me, and according to her, they were all roughly the same size. She never measured any of them, but she guesses they were all around 6 to 7 inches. After she told me that, I asked her to measure me. I knew how big I was, I just found it exciting for her to see for herself how I compared. At just under 4 inches she wasn’t sure how to respond, but I learned that I love it when she compares me to other guys and engages in small penis teasing.

    I enjoyed her verbally comparing me to her ex-lovers. Making comments about my size, and I enjoyed our role play of various scenarios where she would fuck a big cock (dildo). And then about 2 months ago she started teasing me that she had told Melissa I was small, I was certain it was just a tease, but every now and then Melissa would say or do something that made me wonder if she really had said something to her.

    After Melissa shared her story, the conversation changed and that seemed to be the end of it, and we continued with the evening. I grilled some burgers, and we drank a little more than normal since the kids were out of the house. It was a nice September night so we sat out back as we talked and polished off a bottle of rum.

    “Y’all ready to go inside for a movie?” Angie chirped, with her thick southern drawl.

    Our living room is an open concept and is set up in an L-shape, with two couches facing the TV and a large ottoman close to the elbow. Melissa and Tommy laid down on the couch perpendicular to the TV, with Mel sandwiched between Tommy and the back of the couch, her head resting on his chest as he propped himself up a bit using some pillows.

    Angie and I cuddled up on the other couch our feet propped up on the ottoman, with her on my right side. From our position, the TV was directly in front of us, with Melissa and Tommy to my left about 3 feet over to the left and two feet forward.

    About 10 minutes into the movie Melissa gets up and says she’s a bit chilly and asks Angie to help her find a sweatshirt to put on. They both disappeared for a few minutes, but I didn’t think twice about it. When they returned, Angie flipped the light off as Melissa quickly scurried over the back of the couch resuming her position beside Tommy.

    As Angie sat back down next to me, she pulled a blanket up over her and covered me from the waist down. She snuggled up close to me laying her head on my chest so all I could see of her was the top of her head.

    Several minutes past and between the alcohol, the long week of work and feeling full I was drifting in and out, not paying attention to the movie at all. Suddenly Angie placed her hand on my thigh, and slowly worked her way up to my crotch. Earlier, I had changed into some loose-fitting nylon basketball shorts, which gave her easy access as she slipped her hand up the leg hole and made contact with my balls. She teased them, pulling on the loose flesh of my sack and tickling me with soft scratches of her fingernails.

    I moaned softly as she touched me, encouraging her to keep going. Since we were under the blanket I was confident we were being sneaky enough to not draw attention. But, then I looked over and watched as Melissa draped her hand on Tommy’s hip and slid it over tracing his dick with her hand.

    I kept watching as Melissa continued to pet Tommy’s growing cock, and noticed his breathing was becoming strained as her head raised with each breath he took. By this time my own dick was fully erect, so I laid back a little more and spread my legs giving Angie even more access to me. Tommy’s thin shorts tented down his right leg as his fat cock grew harder, thicker and longer.

    I leaned forward and kissed the top of Angie’s head encouraging her to keep playing with me. That’s when I watched with a mix of lust, confusion and a bit of shame as Melissa reached into Tommy’s shorts and pulled out his long, thick cock. Tommy helped by lifting up and pulling his shorts down a bit, giving Melissa total access, and flaunting his massive tool. His cock was enormous and was nearly completely straight with just a slight bend upwards. A prominent vein trailed down his impressive length. His head seemed unusually large, with a puffy ridge giving it that German helmet look.

    “Jesus!” I huffed, Angie gripped me tightly in her hand as she watched Tommy’s cock.

    Tommy is a fairly average looking guy, about six feet tall, dark hair and fit body for a guy in his early 30’s. We were pretty good friends, and I enjoyed hanging out with him, and we occasionally hung out without our wives, but I had never seen his cock before. And certainly, never seen it erect. He was easily 9 or 10 inches long, and about as thick as my wrist. I watched as she gripped him with about an inch gap between her thumb and forefinger. I wasn’t sure how to respond but was worried how Angie might.

    I didn’t have to wait long for an answer, Angie quickly pumped my dick several times, then stopped. I could feel her tracing the length of my dick with her fingers, before wrapping them around my slim, short dick feeling my girth. We had talked several times about length, but girth was never mentioned, and now that Tommy’s fat flesh pipe was on display she seemed more than a little interested.

    Melissa was now slowly stroking her husband’s cock right in front of us on our sofa without any inhibition. Her hand slid up the impressive length of Tommy’s dick, then swirled his head, then slowly back down again. I was lust drunk watching them and didn’t notice Angie repositioning herself. She leaned against me, pressing her face against my ear aiming me towards Melissa and Tommy.

    “God, his cock is so big” She whispered as she nibbled my neck and ear. “I knew he was big, but he’s so much bigger than you.” She confessed and slipped her hand back down to my lap, now rubbing me with her hand on top of the blanket.

    “How big do you think it is?” She asked with exaggerated innocence. I turned toward her as she turned her face against my shoulder so I could whisper in her ear.

    “Maybe eight inches. Maybe.” I gulped, knowing I was shorting him.

    “Well if that’s eight inches, then…” She paused and slipped her hand beneath the covers and down my pants grabbing hold of my dick, “How big is your little man?” She simpered.

    “You know how big I am,” I said trying not to answer and watched Melissa’s hand slide up and down Tommy’s fat dick.

    “Are you five inches?” She licked my ear. “Hmm, I want to hear you say it. Tell me.”

    “No, I am not five inches.” I huffed, excited by the teasing and the fulfillment of many of our secret fantasies, and fearful that reality might be very different.

    “Tell, me how small you are.” She pressed while gently squeezing my balls.

    “Four inches.” I sighed.

    “Hmm, four inches? I am not certain it’s quite that big. I mean if Tommy’s cock is only eight, then I am thinking you’re more like three inches. But, what about thickness? You know all those Cosmo articles say that a small dick is fine if it has girth, but they never say what to do if it’s small and thin, like yours.” She sucked my ear.

    Just then Melissa leaned over Tommy and licked his cock. Holding him firmly in her hand, she spun around, now on top of him, her hair hanging down in front of her, but there was no hiding the fact that she was taking him into her mouth, sucking his giant dong then she slipped his pants down further and sucked his balls as she jacked his dick.

    “Tell, me honestly, wouldn’t you love to see your wife’s hands on that big, man-sized cock?” She teased.

    “Yes.”

    “What if I did it, really did it? What if I got up and put my little hands all over Tommy’s big dick? Would you get mad at me, or would you be so excited you would just sit here and jerk little stick watching me?” She said with a tone that made me wonder if we were still pretending or if she was serious.

    My entire body shook with anxious excitement. My breathing was strained like I was about to hyperventilate, and my head was spinning like I might pass out.

    “Shhhh” She calmed and rubbed my chest. “You need to breathe. I am not going to make you do anything, but if you want your small penis fantasy to get real, all you have to do is pull this blanket off and yank your tiny dick out so everyone can see you.” She breathed in my ear.

    “I am going to give you till the count of 5. And when I get to five you’re either pulling your little dicky out, or you can just slip your hand underneath the blanket and tug yourself off. It’s up to you.” She kissed my cheek reassuringly. Then started counting.

    “One.”

    My heart was pounding in my chest, and adrenaline was rushing. I couldn’t believe this was happening. I had so many thoughts racing through my head, what had gotten into Melissa and Tommy that they would do this in front of us? What if I pull my dick out and they see me and never treat me the same again? What if Angie loses respect for me, what if she already had?

    “Four.”

    Jesus! What happened to two and three?! Did she say them and I just missed it? I took a deep breath closed my eyes and pushed the blanket off and quickly sat up just enough to slip my shorts and boxers down to my knees.

    “Holy shit.” I murmured, I couldn’t believe we were doing this. My little dick was sticking up as hard as I’ve ever been. I just kept watching Melissa work Tommy’s cock waiting for her to turn towards us and see my little dick. How would she react? I wondered. Would she say anything? Make a gesture? Or would she just pretend it was normal, not wanting to hurt my feelings? My heart was throbbing inside my chest, panicked by insecurity and alive with lust.

    “It’s not very big is it?” Angie maligned. I looked down and saw her cradle my little dick in her hand, and I must admit it looked smaller than normal. She placed her palm on the tip of my dick and stroked me gently with her fingertips.

    “You know how they say size doesn’t really matter?” Angie asked,

    “Yes.”

    “I am not so sure that’s true anymore. I mean there’s probably very little difference between a 5-inch dick and 6-inch dick, but the difference between your little 3 incher and his giant 9-inch cock would be night and day different.” She continued, teasing me and humiliating me, with her lips pressed against my ear, and her thumb and forefinger slowly jerking my dick. “A cock like that would really fill a girl up, stretching her and touching places you never could. A cock like that makes you glad you’re a woman, I can imagine that pleasure that it would send through me to feel his thick cock stretching me open as he slid his massive cock all the way in.” She shivered as she thought about.

    “AHEM!” Angie fake coughed, and my heart nearly skipped a beat. She was obviously trying to get Melissa and Tommy to see me, but they were too busy.

    “I knew it wasn’t big, I just didn’t know he was so much bigger and you were so much… smaller.” She said a little louder while slowly jerking my dick, her hand swirled around my small dick as she pulled on it seemingly trying to make it bigger.

    “Are you ready?” She asked rhetorically, “Here it goes.”

    “CHECK IT OUT!” Angie broke out, causing Tommy and Melissa to look over at me. I am certain I was beet red, my face burned with humiliation. I looked at Melissa who had her hair down in front of her face as she peeked around Tommy’s giant cock to look at my tiny penis.

    “Oh my gosh!” She laughed out loud. I could feel Angie tuck behind my shoulder, I wasn’t sure if she was embarrassed or just letting me have my humiliating moment.

    “Dude, how do you live with that?” Tommy chuckled unsympathetically.

    “Jesus! You deserve the best wife of all time award for putting up with that little thing.” Melissa cackled. “Seriously how big is it?”

    “You tell them,” Angie said and grabbed my balls.

    “About five inches.” I lied, but Angie didn’t let me get away with it and tightened her grip. “FOUR.” I yelped, and she slapped my balls. “3 and a half.” I squealed.

    “How big is your cock?” Melissa asked her husband and jacked it up and down in a few loving strokes.

    “Almost 10 inches” He gloated, “And, over six inches around.”

    Melissa held it up against her arm, it was the length of her forearm elbow to hand. Then she placed her hand around it like she was strangling an eel. Angie gripped my little dick and wrapped her finger around easily touching her thumb.

    “Look.” She breathed, her pointer finger didn’t just touch the tip of her thumb, but to the knuckle, as she showed me how small I was. “So, small.” She giggled.

    “I want you inside me!” Melissa snorted loudly and quickly spun around peeling her yoga pants and panties down and kneeling on the couch inviting Tommy to make a rear entrance. I’ve seen Melissa in skimpy swimsuits several times but had never noticed how nice her ass looked bent over like that. It seemed fuller and thicker than before. Tommy didn’t waste any time, he spat on his hand and rubbed his thick tool. From my vantage point, I could see him tease her opening with his long rod, making sure she was adequately lubed before placing himself against her cunt and pushing himself in.

    “Oh Fuck!” Melissa nearly screamed as if in pain.

    “Oh my God.” Angie hissed, suddenly seeming irritated they would take it this far in front of us.

    “Shit, it’s so big… too big… slow… Oh shit yes!” Melissa called out, “Fuck I am cumming! Keep going” Melissa cried.

    “Jesus” I huffed, I’ve never made Angie cum just by dicking her, and never that fast even using our toys.

    “Damn you feel tight tonight” Tommy commented. Melissa squealed and huffed as he worked himself in further.

    “Oh, FuUuCk!” She quivered as her legs shook obviously experiencing an incredible orgasm.

    “Do you think she would even feel your little dick?” Angie asked with a tone of disdain. “Huh?” She gripped my balls wanting me to answer her.

    “No.” I huffed solemnly.

    “Oh, MY GOD… I…M…CUMMING AGAIN!” Melissa shouted as she came for the second time.

    “Damn,” I thought to myself. Then Angie quickly knelt in front of me and lowered her head and slurped me into her hot wet mouth. God, she felt so good, she was tonguing my dick while she sucked me hard, then she did something totally different. She started humming with my dick in her mouth.

    “Fuck!” I coughed and grabbed the back of her head fucking her mouth.

    “Holy SHIT!” My legs tensed and stomach tightened as I shot my load down Angie’s mouth. She has sucked my dick hundreds of times before, but not once has she ever swallowed my jizz, but this time she held me in her mouth and sucked all my cum out and swallowed it, gently sucking me till I was totally spent.

    “Jesus!” Angie laughed loudly still kneeling between my legs, “Not only are you small, you’ve got a quick trigger.” She laughed. That’s when I looked down and saw her between my legs, wiping the cum off her lips.

    “What the fuck!” I barked. It wasn’t Angie between my legs, it was Melissa. And that meant, that wasn’t Melissa getting deep dicked by Tommy, but it was my wife.

    Tommy looked over at us and saw his wife kneeling in front of me, laughing with my pants down around my ankles.

    “Who the fuck!?” He cried out.

    Angie turned toward him and flipped her hair out her face, “Tada!” She sang out. “Please, keep going.” She encouraged him and looked over at my small flaccid dick. “I’ve really needed this.”

    “You might as well finish.” Melissa granted him, absolving him of any sense of wrongdoing. Angie sat up and pulled her top off, then turned around kneeling on the couch in front of Tommy and slowly and seductively unhooked her bra. She held it in place a second teasing Tommy with her gorgeous figure. She let her hands fall, removing her bra with them. Tommy gripped my wife’s bare breasts and sucked her tits laying her back on the couch, Angie spread her legs inviting Tommy to keep fucking her.

    “Is this what you want?” Tommy asked Angie as he gripped his fat cock slapping it on her swollen clit.

    “Is this what you want, baby? You want to see your wife get fucked by a big cock?” Angie directed to me.

    “I… I don’t know…”

    “She’s already been fucking him for the past ten minutes, might as well sit back and enjoy it, little man.” Melissa taunted and took my dick in her hand again.

    Angie wrapped her legs around Tommy and pulled him inside her with a gut-wrenching moan of pleasure. Melissa slipped my shorts all the way off and pumped my dick back to a full erection, then stood up and quickly removed her clothes with no fanfare. She’s a stunning girl and seeing her naked had been an active part of my fantasies, but I felt more like I was naked in front of my sister, than a girl that would have sex with me.

    “Come here,” Melissa held out her hand and guided me to sit on the ottoman, which she had pushed closer to Tommy and Angie. I sat down and watched Tommy impale my wife with his long thick cock. Melissa sat beside me and wrapped her left leg around my back and draped the right leg over my right leg keeping my legs spread open. She grabbed my balls and told me to jerk my small dick, I reluctantly took hold of my dick and slowly stroked it, while watching my wife get fucked.

    “Oh YES!” I heard my wife cry out as she came yet again from Tommy’s superior tool.

    “When Angie first told me about your… little issue,” She snickered, “I honestly thought she was kidding, after all, you have such a nice body.” She cooed, and ran her hand up and down my chest. “It really is a shame.”

    “Oh baby,” Angie gasped and reached out and grabbed my dick from me, squeezing it in her small hand. “I love you.” She huffed looking me in the eye.

    “Wow, even in her smaller hand your dick is puny.” Mel teased. “Look, at Tommy’s dick, look how it spreads her cunt out.” Tommy leaned back allowing me to get a good look, he pulled his cock almost all the way out and I watched Angie’s pussy lips pull down around him, then he slowly pushed himself back in, her face giving evidence to the pleasure she was experiencing. Angie let go of my dick and gripped her breasts toying her nipples.

    “It’s been a long time since I’ve been with anyone other than Tommy, but I’ve never been with anyone as small as you,” Melissa confessed. “I would offer to let you fuck me, but honestly I don’t think it would do any good. “Melissa teased in high pitch voice, “I think a coffee cup would get more pleasure from a stir stick than I would from your little dinky.”

    I could feel the warmth of her pussy against my side as she slowly gyrated herself grinding into me. Then I felt her lower her hand between us, she gasped as her hand contacted her clit. She rubbed herself while watching her husband stretch my wife out.

    “Don’t worry, I am certain that just one time won’t ruin her forever, but… then again, it may be awhile before she can really feel you.” She kissed my neck and slid my dick between her thumb and forefinger pushed together in a circle. “Look at that, you fit between them.” She kept fucking my dick with her hand in an OK symbol.

    “You know it usually takes a woman a few months to bounce back after childbirth, Tommy’s cock is huge, but not baby head huge, give her a few weeks of doing Kegels and she’ll probably feel you again if she ever really did.” Melissa teased, or at least I think she was teasing.

    “I am cumming” Tommy announced, he pulled out and slipped up Angie’s torso and fucked her tits. Angie held her breasts for him as he pounded her. His cock straining to be contained between her large mounds, while my little guy would get swallowed up in them.

    “Oh my God, look at that massive cock,” Melissa whispered in my ear. “As soon as he’s done I want to see you try and fuck her. I want to watch as you pump away and get no pleasure from her stretched out pussy. Here he cums!” She giggled.

    I watched as his head turned purple, a flow of thin pearly fluid seeped out his slit. “That’s just the pre-cum, little one,” Melissa said, then I swear his cock grew another inch, and thickened too, as he grabbed his cock and pumped out what looked like a half gallon of Elmer’s glue on my wife’s tits, neck and face.

    “Now,” Mel commanded. I got up and knelt between my wife’s legs and looked down at her cunt, her lips were red and swollen and her gash opened like I’ve never seen before. Tommy stepped aside and sat down on the floor, sandwiched between his wife and the couch. Angie wiped the cum off her face with her shirt and sat motionless as I slipped my dick inside her.

    “Tell me if I am hurting you,” I said, concerned that she might be sore from the beating her pussy had taken. But it just made Melissa burst out laughing.

    “You think you’re going to hurt her?! She’s not even going to feel you!”

    I thrust inside her and quickly discovered Melissa was right. It was like fucking a bathtub of warm water. I usually only last about 30 seconds inside her, but after several minutes Angie pushed me off her.

    “My legs are cramping.” She groaned, “Can you just finish by yourself?” Angie asked sincerely.

    I rolled off her and jerked my dick, standing in front of all three of them as they watched me fuck my fist. After several seconds, I just stopped, unable to cum, and my little dick quickly deflated down to a small nub.

    “Holy fuck!” Melissa laughed, “I’ve seen thimbles bigger than you.”

    Minutes later Tommy was fully functioning again and spent the next 20 minutes fucking his wife in positions that weren’t possible with my little dick. Angie cuddled up beside me and played with my penis, teasing me, keeping me on edge, and humiliating me.

    “Maybe Tommy should change his name to Houdini,” Angie laughed,

    “Why?” Melisa asked,

    “Because his cock is magical.”

    ROLL TIDE!!!!

  10. Only thing I’m disappointed about this game is the defense in the fourth.

    The offense without Jameson is what it is. We lack playmakers. No use acting surprised about it. But we still had a very good chance of winning this game when we were up 18-13. I just don’t understand the complete collapse in the fourth. They couldn’t stop anything UGA tried after shutting them down all game.

  11. HOW TO FIX COLLEGE FOOTBALL

    A few things most of us can agree on:

    1. If you don’t have the resources: money, facilities, staff you have no chance to win championships consistently in college football

    2. The payout of money to schools bc conferences tv deals is creating haves and have nots in the sport

    3. Players (transfers, recruits, current players) are being paid via nil that have no regulations.

    4. College football and player acquisition is the Wild Wild West because of the transfer portal and NIL

    5. The are few regulations that can be put in place by the NCAA that can prevent what is going on right now. The NCAA getting defeated court has given them no power.

    6. College Football is a business and schools and players are treating it like a business

    As much as I LOVE Florida and have enjoyed the sec dominance, the sport is in a better place when all regions of the country are interested in the sport. To help fix what is the wild Wild West without going backwards I believe the plan to put into action to make college football better across the country is to make an an nfl model ( pay for play). This is the only thing i can think of to help control the chaos of the spending we are seeing right now in the sport with no regulations. Here is the structure I’d like to see moving forward and it’s similar to the nfl model:

    Players where have a salary and sign a 4 year contract. Ever player caps play 5 years. That 5th year if they have graduated is a free agency year.
    40 team super league – money distributed evenly to all teams of this league with negotiated tv contracts. This league will have a commissioner and will not be under the NCAA.
    There still be a league salary cap ( cannot go over the cap) if you gain 75,000 bc 75,000 left the team, you can replace players by using the 75,000.
    8 division broken up into 5 teams
    Relegation
    Staff Regulations: 10 onfield 30 onfield 10 paid interns ( can’t go over)
    Penalties for hiring more staff or going over the salary cap = loss of scholarships or loss of money or relegation
    The super league consist of the 40 teams that move the needle financially. Vanderbilt for example is not in this 40 team league. However there will be a lower tier made up of division 1 teams that did not make the 40 team league. The winner of this lower tier league will move up to the 40 team league and the team with the worst record (tie breaker point differential) will be relegated to the lower tier.
    Here are the divisions:
    1.
    Florida
    Fsu
    Miami
    Uga
    Tennessee

    2.
    Clemson
    South Carolina
    Unc
    Nc state
    Uva

    3.
    Va tech
    Penn State
    West Virginia
    Kentucky
    Cincy

    4.
    Alabama
    Auburn
    LSU
    Ole miss
    Arkansas

    5.
    Oklahoma state
    Texas
    Oklahoma
    Texas a&m
    Nebraska

    6. Ohio state
    Michigan
    Michigan state
    Wisconsin
    Iowa

    7. Usc
    UCLA
    Arizona state
    Oregon
    Washington

    8. Utah
    BYU
    Missouri
    Georgia Tech
    Notre Dame

    12 game schedule, 4 conferenSo I like the idea of 8 5 team divisions more which would create more variety of teams you play every year vs the 4 10 team divisons.

    My divisons would be
    1.
    Florida
    Fsu
    Miami
    Uga
    Tennessee

    2.
    Clemson
    South Carolina
    Unc
    Nc state
    Uva

    3.
    Va tech
    Penn State
    West Virginia
    Kentucky
    Cincy

    4.
    Alabama
    Auburn
    LSU
    Ole miss
    Arkansas

    5.
    Oklahoma state
    Texas
    Oklahoma
    Texas a&m
    Nebraska

    6. Ohio state
    Michigan
    Michigan state
    Wisconsin
    Iowa

    7. Usc
    UCLA
    Arizona state
    Oregon
    Washington

    8. Utah
    BYU
    Missouri
    Georgia Tech
    Notre Dame

    12 game schedule (4 division, 8 non division)

    12 game playoff 8 division winners, 4 wild cards.

    Top 4 get byes

    Wildcard round, team with better record regardless of if they are division winner host the playoff game.

    Round 2 hosted at the top 4 seeds. Semi finals and championship hosted at a bowl site.

    Curious the feedback? It’s similar to the nfl. The difference is there is no draft, contracts are 4 years, we are capping the size of a off field staff. Pay for play is the key here. We must openly have salaries and contracts that have a team salary cap to create more equity in the sport.

  12. “It’s just a straight repeal of what we did last year,” sponsor Rep. Kyle South, R-Fayette, told Alabama Daily News. “We were thinking that the NCAA last year was going to go in one direction and they ended up adopting basically a different rule that was kind of a blanket for everybody.

    “And it left us in a place where our state law was more restrictive than what the NCAA adopted,” South said.

    So, states that adopted nothing, including Michigan and Texas, are now at a recruiting advantage for college athletes now because they’re working solely off the NCAA guidelines, South said.

    You mean to tell me that government needlessly delved into something and ended up screwing it up? Well, I never. Yeah, let’s get that thing repealed, shall we?

  13. I woke up to the sound of a moving truck backing into my neighbor’s driveway. I’d fallen asleep on the couch again, cold pizza and a half drunken beer on the table in front of me. Wiping the sleep from my eyes I walked to the window and peered from behind the curtains to catch a glimpse of my new neighbor.

    She was a little taller than average, with straight blonde hair that was brown at its roots, brown eyes, and looked to be in her early twenties. Her full lips shined with gloss and curved on one side into a very satisfied smile as she hopped out of the truck and took in the sight of her new home. She wore tight yoga shorts that showed off her beautiful bare legs, and a sports bra that struggled to contain her generous chest.

    I watched as she bent at the waist to fiddle with the lock on the sliding rear door. Her baby blue yoga pants stretched tightly across her perfectly round ass, and I couldn’t help myself from quickly grabbing my phone and snapping a picture. ‘One for later’ I thought to myself.

    I’d barely put my phone away before I noticed she had left the truck and was now walking directly to my house. Had she seen me? She couldn’t have. Fuck fuck fuck.

    The sound of her gentle tapping on my front door made me focus. I shook myself before opening it.

    “Hey!” she beamed at me, before looking me over with one eyebrow cocked.

    “Sorry, is this a bad time?” she asked

    I realized I had forgotten to put a shirt on.

    “Oh my gosh, I’m sorry just give me one sec” I snapped back to reality and grabbed the t-shirt I’d worn last night off the couch.

    “Hey, I’m not going to complain when a cute guy flashes me some abs” she chuckled as I put my tshirt on.

    Her laugh only got louder when I turned around to face her.

    “Female Body Inspector huh?” she smirked, and raised that eyebrow again as if daring me to play a game.

    I wished I could think of something smooth to say, but ended up just mumbling something about it being a joke t-shirt from back in college.

    Her smile was soft but seemed to have a hint of mischief behind it, the corners of her mouth turning up as if responding to a funny idea she just had.

    “So, listen, I kind of have a favor to ask…” she rocked forward onto her toes as she talked, pushing out her ample breasts in the process.

    “I’m your new neighbor, and I could really use some help unloading my boxes?” she said as she half turned her body to point back to the truck, giving me a great view of her toned behind. She must do lots of squats.

    “Please?” she said.

    I tore my eyes away from her ass and found her looking right at me, the ends of a smirk on her lips. She had definitely caught me checking her out.

    “Sure, lead the way” I managed.

    “Great!” she immediately spun back around and I swear to god it took all the strength I had to not blatantly stare at that delicious ass of hers again.

    “Oh by the way” she said as she looked back over her shoulder, “My name is Maddie, but a guy like you should probably call me Madison”.

    It seemed strange that she asked me to use the more formal version of her name, but god damn it she was so gorgeous I would call her whatever she told me to.

    Also what did she mean ‘guy like me’?

    “I’m James” I replied.

    We got to the truck and she hopped up and started pointing at boxes.

    “Nice, well it’s great to meet you Jimmy. Let’s start with these four boxes here, they go in my bedroom – it’s down the hallway and the second door on the right.”

    “Got it” I said as I went to pick up the first box.

    “Careful, some of these are pretty heavy” she said with a hint of a laugh. I got the feeling she doubted whether a guy like me could carry them. Of course this only made me want to prove her wrong so I picked up two boxes in one go and started making for the house.

    I quickly found her bedroom and, after making sure she couldn’t see me, set the boxes down and breathed a huge sigh of release. Fuck those boxes were heavy. I can’t be certain but I swear I heard the faint hint of a giggle coming from back by the truck.

    I took a moment to look around the room. It was pretty bare but it was immediately apparent that this was not your standard bedroom. The sun shone through a row of windows on one end and fell on the built-in wardrobes that occupied the opposite wall. But it was the wall opposite the door that really grabbed my attention with its floor to ceiling mirrors that covered the entire wall. It almost looked like…

    “A dance studio”

    The voice behind me made me almost jump out of my skin. And was quickly followed by Madison’s mischievous laugh.

    “Calm down little Jimmy, it’s only me” she said as she leaned up against the door frame

    She was beginning to sweat from the move and being in the sun, and her skin was glowing from the thin layer of perspiration. A bead of sweat was sliding from her clavicle down her chest until it disappeared into her ample cleavage. Looking up, I saw Madison watching me with that small smirk at the edge of her lips once again.

    “It used to be a dance studio” she continued. “I figured it’d be a unique feature and will save me having to buy a mirror, so I kept it”

    “I don’t know, I’d find it weird to always see my own reflection when I’m in bed” I responded, a little too quickly.

    Madison’s smirk only grew.

    “I don’t know, I think it’s going to be really hot to watch myself get fucked” she deadpanned, watching for my reaction.

    I didn’t know how to respond, and the moment seemed to drag on. Madison’s eyes were unflinching, like a predator watching its prey for even the slightest hint of movement.

    She eventually broke into what I was beginning to classify as her signature mischievous giggle. “C’mon little Jimmy, let’s go get the other boxes”.

    I wondered why she was calling me ‘little’ Jimmy, when I was a good three or four inches taller than her, but my mind was instantly distracted by my imagination. Madison getting fucked by a huge man while looking at herself in the mirror. Madison naked, her breasts pressed right up against the mirror while a man took her from behind. Madison bouncing up and down on a big black cock while…

    I felt my dick twitch in my pants. And suddenly I froze. Fuck. I’d forgotten. I was wearing panties.

    Lacy light pink panties, a thong, that I’d stolen from my stepsister Jen the last time I visited her in New York. I had put them on last night while looking at Jen’s photos from her latest holiday to Fiji. God she’d look good in that tiny yellow bikini. I couldn’t help myself and had fallen asleep after rubbing two or three out to my sexy stepsister’s dump truck of an ass.

    In all the rush this morning, I had completely forgotten I’d fallen asleep with them still on. I had to be careful to make sure Madison didn’t see them. That would certainly ruin any chances I had with her. And let’s be honest that was already a very big long shot for a guy like me.

    ————–

    I was drenched with sweat. I had unloaded all her things, including her furniture, all while Madison stood by and watched – directing me as to where exactly everything should go. A few times I could have sworn I’d heard her try to suppress a giggle when I struggled to lift the heavier items.

    Finally I lifted the last box out of the truck and her eyes lit up.

    “Oh you can give that one to me” she said as jumped up, testing the strength of her sports bra as her tits bounced up and down.

    I was too busy staring to be paying attention and I ended up tripping over and dropping the box. A couple of items rolled out.

    Madison picked up the box while I froze, my eyes glued to the loose items on the ground. The first was a small pink vibrator, no bigger than a pinky finger, and shaped like a bullet. The second was a dildo. It was big. And black.

    Madison laughed as she picked them up, “If you wanted to see my sex toy collection you could have just asked Jimmy”

    I was so focussed on trying to say something that I didn’t think about what I was actually saying, before the words just came out.

    “It’s so big”

    Madison chuckled. “Not really, I mean this guy is my smallest one. It’s only 6 inches”

    Her lips were curled into a smirk and one of her eyebrows was raised as she watched me closely, continuing “I wouldn’t say 6 inches is big. Would you?”

    “I…uh..” I stammered “No?”

    For some reason I said that as more of a question than a statement.

    Madison giggled again and touched me gently on my arm, “Oh little jimmy, you’re such a cutie”

    She quickly withdrew her hand and wiped it on her yoga shorts. She crinkled her nose, “You’re very sweaty”.

    She stepped towards me, leaned forward into my neck and took a big whiff.

    “And you smell!”

    “Sorry” I said as a reflex. What the hell. I’d just moved all her things in for her, and now I was apologizing to her for getting sweaty.

    Her face seemed to lighten at my apology though. “Listen, why don’t you go home and take a shower while I start with some cooking? And then you can join me for dinner to say thank you for all your help today?”

    “That sounds great”. And it really did. Dinner with Madison. Maybe I did have a shot after all.

    “Okay great, I’ll see you in like half hour”, she beamed before spinning around.

    She called out back to me as she skipped up her porch, “And don’t forget to really clean all your little bits!”

    I stared in disbelief, both at what she’d said and at her legs and ass, until she disappeared behind the closed door.

    I rushed home and headed straight for the shower. I knew I would have to hurry if I was going to be ready in time – particularly cos Madison’s body had got me so tightly wound that I’d need to rub one out before I came back for dinner!

    ————–

    A couple hours later I was laughing more than I have in a long time, sat at Madison’s dinner table as she was telling me a hilarious story from her office’s Christmas Party last year.

    Dinner had been really nice, and Madison and I had got on like a house on fire. It helped of course that she was just so darn beautiful. She had changed into a yellow sundress that left a lot of her bare thighs exposed and really accentuated her natural cleavage. I was transfixed from the moment I walked in the door.

    “So, Jimmy, what do you do for work?”

    “Oh, I’m an entrepreneur”. I had always felt weird talking about my work.

    Madison giggled again, “So you’re unemployed huh?”

    “Oh no, I actually own my own tech company. But it basically runs itself these days so I don’t have to go into the office much”

    For the first time that day it was Madison’s turn to not know what exactly to say. She seemed not only surprised, but actually somewhat impressed. I decided I should press my advantage.

    “Yeah, I sold a 40% stake in the company last year to an investor, so I’m lucky enough to be set financially really. Now it’s more just about doing things I’m passionate about you know?”

    Madison looked contemplative, as if the picture she had of me in her mind was changing and she was trying to work out her next move.

    “Yeah…” she managed slowly, before seeming to recompose herself. “That’s great, and really impressive James”. It was the first time she had called me James, instead of Jimmy.

    “Your partner must really enjoy the benefits of that…” she let the sentence hang in the air for a minute, her eyebrow raised to show it was more a question than a statement.

    Was she trying to find out if I was single? Was she interested in me?

    “Oh, I don’t have a partner.” And I should have stopped there. But for some reason I continued.

    “My ex girlfriend broke up with me a couple of months ago. She cheated with her boss.”

    As I tried to avoid Madison’s sultry eyes my gaze had drifted to her thighs, where the hem of her dress had ridden up even higher than before. I could see just a hint of her baby blue underwear between her legs.

    Tearing my eyes away I once again saw Madison looking right at me with the beginnings of a smirk on her lips. I blushed, and Madison leaned back in her chair.

    The contemplative look was back on her face, but this time it was tinged with a hint of mischief.

    Madison stretched her arms out behind her, interlacing her fingers, as if to relieve the tension from a long day. I couldn’t help but notice how it pushed her breasts forward and the top of a lacy white bra poked out from underneath her sun dress. Madison’s smirk only grew.

    “How’d you find out?”

    I opened and closed my mouth but no words came out.

    Madison leaned forward and reached her hand across the table. She gently touched my lower arm and ran her thumb back and forth over my skin.

    “You can tell me,” she said, coaxing the truth out of me, “Did you walk in on her?”

    I shook my head. “It was a video. Of her giving him a blowjob.”

    “Oh wow, I’m so sorry Jimmy” but the huge grin on Madison’s face undercut her apology. “Why would she do that to you?” and this time she squeezed my arm for emphasis.

    I went to speak but couldn’t, and dropped my gaze away from Madison to my lap.

    I swear I heard the faintest hint of a giggle.

    When I looked back up at Madison I saw a cunning smile tugging at her lips.

    “What was his dick like?” she asked.

    I felt like a deer in headlights. But Madison’s smile only grew.

    “Show me” she said.

    I took a deep breath.

    “Show me with your hands” she was giggling but her tone had a demanding edge to it.

    I don’t know why, but I didn’t feel like defying Madison was really an option. I held up my hands about nine inches apart.

    “Oh wow. That IS a big cock” she emphasized.

    “Lucky girl” she said before catching my eye, “Sorry” she giggled.

    Madison seemed to be enjoying how uncomfortable she was making me.

    “Do you think that’s why she cheated?” she asked. “She just couldn’t resist that huge cock?”

    I tried to mumble something but no words were coming out. Madison continued.

    “She just needed to taste what that big thick dick tasted like? I bet it felt amazing sliding down her throat”. Madison ran her hand over her throat and closed her eyes for a second, as if she was imagining taking a penis just like that.

    I realized my mouth was open as I was staring at her. Madison burst into laughter when she opened her eyes and saw me.

    “Oh wow. Well, just try not to think about the fact there’s a dude with a huge cock out there fucking our ex right now. Making her scream. Touching her in places, reaching her in places you never could.”

    Madison wasn’t bothering to hold back any of her laughter now. She could see I was squirming in my seat.

    “Well,” she stood up once she’d composed herself. “We should probably call it there for the night. I have an early morning.”

    It seemed like Madison was done playing with me. I stood up just as Madison held out her arms and embraced me in a hug. My senses were immediately filled with the flowery smell of her hair, and I swore I felt her rock her hips against mine for a second.

    When we pulled apart Madison stayed close, holding my arms and wearing a wide smile full of mischief.

    “I’m so glad you’re going to be my neighbor little Jimmy” and she stood up on her tiptoes and gave me the softest of pecks on the cheeks. I felt myself blushing immediately.

    “Sweet dreams little buddy” she said before quickly spinning on her heels. I felt her hand gently brush against my crotch as she did. But before I knew what was happening she had gone into her room and closed the door.

    I breathed out a heavy breath I didn’t realize I was holding. My dick was rock hard.

    ROLL TIDE ROLL!

  14. Prologue:

    I am into CFNM for a long time now.

    I love it, but I never got the chance to live it. I am plain wrong. The girl I married and her family members are wild.

    I am from India and have a good job. So my parents found a match for me. In India, most people have arranged marriages.

    Sometimes they work, and other times they don’t.Lucky me, it worked very well for me. At least, that is what I believe.

    My parents thought they knew everything about this girl and her family, but they were wrong.

    Introduction:

    Hi, my name is Rajesh. I am your average Indian guy. On the other hand, my wife, Sahasra, is really a beautiful piece of art. Her sister, Samantha, is one of a kind hottie.

    First Night:

    My marriage went very normal. To be honest, it’s extremely dull.I am a virgin, and obviously I didn’t ask her, but based on her performance, I am pretty sure she has sucked many dicks before.

    I am sure I definitely sucked, but she is really good. She sucked my cock like a real slut. She rides me like a real cowgirl.

    I thought to myself, “If she is a porn star, she will be at the top of the food chain.”

    She knows how much pressure she should put on the guy’s balls while draining them.

    After returning from our honeymoon:

    For our honeymoon, we went to Kullu Manali, which is in the southern part of India. It was a very cool place, and, of course, she made things hot with her body. I sucked at it as usual, but I am slowly getting there.

    Anyway, after our honeymoon, we went to our wife’s home as my wife badly wanted to see her family. My mother-in-law welcomed us into her house with a wide smile on her face. Then my sister-in-law came out of her room. She is wearing a saree. I can clearly see her perfectly shaped waist and her perfectly rounded boobs.

    Samantha’s boobs are smaller than my wife’s, but she can definitely give a boob job to my tiny dick. My admiration of Samantha’s body was interrupted by my wife’s yelling. She called me to take her mother’s blessings.

    After a quick exchange of greetings, we sat on the sofa as a family and drank coffee. My wife and her family were catching up on things.

    After a while, my wife noticed I was bored and told her sister to show me the backyard. Samantha got up from the sofa and showed me the way to the backyard.

    She caught me:

    We are in the backyard. She stretched her hands and said, “You smell that? Nature is very expressive and amazing. ” But I’m not paying any attention to her words. I am simply enjoying her beautiful back.

    She turned back and said, “Bava (brother-in-law), I am talking about the house backyard.”

    I suddenly realized she was talking to me and came out of my dreams.

    I said, “Sorry, I am thinking about something else.”

    “I am sure it is not the backyard I am talking about.”

    “I mean, I am thinking about some office work.”

    “Really? I thought… ”

    “I have to go now.” and walked into the house.

    My wife walked into the hall at the same time. “I am about to call you both for lunch. Good timing, where is Samantha”

    “she is right behind me”

    Ramya is a friend:

    Samatha walked in and interrupted us, “Sister, while I am showing our house backyard to your husband, he is admiring a different backyard.”

    Sahasra said, “What are you talking about?”

    I turned to Samantha in shock and said, “What? What are you talking about? ”

    Samantha said, “Ramaya’s backyard.”

    I said, “What? Who is Ramaya? I don’t know who Ramaya is. I am not watching her backyard ”

    Sahasra said, “my silly husband, she is a neighbor and Samantha’s best friend.”

    Samantha said, “Yeah, you’re watching her house backyard.”

    I get the hint that she is teasing me and threatening me. I have to handle the situation. Bring it back to some normalcy.

    My mother-in-law overheard us talking about ramaya and said, “Smantha, bring ramaya in the evening. She is a nice girl, and they are our family friends. Rajesh also got to meet her. ”

    Smantha said, “I also need to discuss something,” and she winked at me.

    Now I am sure she knows that I am admiring her sexy body. If she tell sahasra I am done.

    Sahasra said, “OK, enough chatting. Rajesh, First go and change your clothes and come to lunch. ”

    Sahasra and her mother just walked into the kitchen to bring the dishes into the dining hall. I walked into my room and changed into cotton shorts. It is small and thin. It has a button instead of a zip because Sahasra insisted on it. She believes it is free and comfy.

    When I opened my door, Samantha suddenly walked in on me. I am cornered against the wall. “Hi Rajesh, looks like your shorts are too short. Be careful, there are plenty of women in this village, and in this house who are singles. They might pull them down to see what you’ve got down there.”

    Now I am completely frightened by the thought of getting naked by force. While I am thinking this, Samantha just grabbed my package over the shorts.

    “Rajesh, now I understand. You got a tiny dick. ” and giggles.

    “But my balls are big,” I don’t know why I said that, but it made me feel better, even though it is not entirely true. I mean, they are decent in size.

    Samantha said, “Really, you think you’ve got big balls?”

    She was slowly tightening her grip on my balls. I realized I was in big trouble. I have no option other than to apologise to her for no apparent reason and do what ever she says.

    I said, “Sorry Samantha, please don’t crush my nuts. I will do what you say. ”

    She released her grip on my nuts. “No one asked your permission. I own you the minute you saw my big boobs and sexy hip folds. ”

    I murmured, ” not as big as your sister,”

    She moved her knee as if she was about to kick me in the balls. I thought I lost at least one ball.

    “You don’t know when to shut up? Do you? You will be punished for this, but just not now. ” She just walked into the dining hall.

    We all had a nice meal, and they all talked about normal family stuff. Sahasra is trying to involve me in the conversation, but I am still in shock about what Samantha did earlier. But I am still shocked about what happened, and I haven’t contributed much.

    Meeting Ramaya for the first time:

    In the evening, we sit on the sofa in the hall. I am just flirting with Sahasra with my silly pickup lines, and she is laughing at them, as if I am really funny.

    Samantha walked into the hall with her friend Ramaya and two more friends. Sahasra got up from the sofa and greeted everyone.

    Sahasra said, “I will bring you all some coffee.”

    Ramaya said, “Common, don’t treat us like guests. You’ve known all of us since we were children. ”

    Sahasra said, “I think since I am married, I am behaving very responsibly these days.”

    I said, “She is a really nice person. That is why I love her. ”

    “Do you love him?” Ramya asked. pointing at me. “Of course, I can’t even measure how much I love him.”

    Samantha said, “I am sure you can measure it.” with a smirk on her face.

    I don’t know why, but all her friends laughed like crazy at that. Did she tell all her friends that I had a tiny dick?

    Ramya said, “I saw your mother at the temple. You also should have gone there. It will be good for your husband’s health.”

    Samantha said, “Yes sister, the god in the temple is very powerful. You should visit once.”

    Sahasra said, ” Really? I will go right away.” She just walked out of the house.

    I got up to follow her. Samantha grabbed me by the hand. “Where do you think you’re going? You are not going to the temple. You will help us with our sex education project. ”

    “But…”

    “Shut up and stand in the middle of the hall.”

    I don’t know why, but I just followed her command. She signed with her finger to come near to them. I just walked forward slowly. Ramya just tugged her fingers into my shorts and pulled me forward. I jumped forward and fell on her. My hands on her massive boobs and my lips on her beautiful lips. She opened her mouth and kissed me. Involuntary, I also kissed her back. We played with our tongues and did a French kiss before she pushed me back.

    Samantha got furious with this, saying, “How dare you kiss her and touch her nice big boobs! You are such a creepy married man. ”

    I said, “Sorry, it was not my intention.”

    She just kneed me in the ball with full force. I fell on the ground, holding my balls. All her friends were just laughing at me. Ramaya walked over to me and helped me sit up.

    “Poor guy,” she said as she move my hands away from the crotch.

    “I don’t think your dick is broken because it is too small for that. But I am sure your balls must be hurting very badly. ”

    I just nodded my head.

    She just put her hand on my balls over the shorts and felt them. “They are like little cherries. Poor things. I know how to remove your pain. ” She just tugged her hand into her top and pulled them all the way down. I can see her big perky boobs and big nipples. Then she hugged me, my face directly on top of her boobs. They are like two big pillows, and for a second I felt like I was in heaven.

    She slowly lifted my face and kissed me again on my lips. Samantha came from nowhere and pulled me back and grabbed my already sore balls.

    I just kicked you for kissing her, but now you are kissing her again. Ramya took her sweet time before stopping samantha from crushing my balls.

    “It is OK, Samantha, he is just another creep fell in love with big boobs,” said ramaya

    She stood up and walked towards the sofa to sit back.

    “Rajesh, come forward and stand in front of me,” said Ramaya.

    Samantha also sat back beside Ramya without saying anything.

    I did what I was commanded to.

    “Did you enjoy my boobs while walking?” said Ramaya.

    “I am sure you have heard this a lot before, but you have really big boobs and they jiggle while you walk, and anyone with Dick gets a hardon.”

    “Really, you are hard now,” she put her hand inside from bottom of my short. First, she held my balls and then moved on to my dick. “That is really cute. It is hard but still tiny. ”

    By this point, all her friends are fully existing, asking Ramaya to show them my Dick. They don’t even think they should ask me because it is my tiny dick. They think Ramaya owns my package.

    “Not that fast, girls. I am 100% sure you have never seen a dick this small, so let me reveal it slowly. ”

    She put her hand on my shorts and unbuttoned it and put her two fingers inside my shorts. She pulled one of my balls.

    All the girls were eagerly waiting to see my full package. She pulled out the other ball.

    Girls started giggling and comparing my balls with cherries and berries. She put her fingers once again into my shorts and pulled out my tiny dick.

    My full package is visible to all the girls. The girls are really shocked and start showing signs indicating that I have a tiny dick. They are poking and grabbing it roughly.

    Ramy said, “Such a cute thing. I want to kiss you for showing us your tiny dick. ”

    She started kissing me passionately. While I am flying in heaven, Samantha breaks the kiss and yells at me. “How dare you kiss her again?” She lifts her knee to kick me again.

    This time I closed my crotch with my hands and protected it.

    “I know what you girls are doing here. Ramya finds a silly reason to kiss me, and you crush my balls every time she does that.”

    Samantha said, “Don’t flatter yourself, it is just for our fun. But you are smarter than I thought. Anyway, I am going to punish your balls as much as I want for calling my boobs small.”

    I said, “I am going to tell Sahasra.”

    “Do you think you are a kid because you have a small dick? Whose idea do you think it is? ”

    ROLL TIDE!!!!

  15. This is what Saban supports:

    Allowing federal democrats to oversee redistricting in every state. Democrats want to gerrymander away republican seats, thus silencing the voice of 50% of the population (70% of his current state’s voice) at the fedgov level.

    No ID necessary to vote.

    Recounts/audits/data would be controlled at the federal level.

    This is basically a nationwide gerrymandering scheme which would lock democrats in charge for the next decade & beyond.

    Saban can buy a bag of aids dicks and suck every one of them on his way to take the Michigan job.

    Some things are bigger than his precious championships and Aflac commercials. He wants to make the overwhelming majority of Alabamians politically irrelevant.

    Fuq that runt cuck.

  16. Coach Saban you crossed a line. Love & respect u. But it’s Politics or Coaching. Choose.

    At the very least he seems to have developed a certain disdain for the people who have celebrated, loved and supported him for almost 15 years.

    To take such a public, controversial political stand in support of federal control of elections. And at a time when federal overreach has caused so much pain and difficulty to the people, and when trust in Washington DC is historically low

    The constitution is clear. States administer elections.

    Why would Saban publicly inject himself into this issue?

    This man I love and respect, as do most of you. I have no doubt he has not taken the necessary time to examine this issue in depth
    He seems to be trying to look supportive of black voting rights as a show of solidarity with his black players. But by doing so without taking the time to truly understand the issue and the calamity that could result from this bill, he has hurt himself, the fans and the university.

    I respect Coach Saban as a man and as a coach. But there is no way, with the 1000% football focus he has, is he a well read and generally knowledgeable person. He is not equipped to understand or advise on critical matters of public life.

    He should withdraw from this public political debate immediately. Or he should step down as football coach and pursue his controversial politics during his retirement.

  17. Would Saban fire an assistant coach who wrote a Letter supporting Trump and Cops!!!!

    You all know the answer!

    Saban=Hypocrite

    He would sale Grandmas jewelry to win he sure did his reputation!

  18. Recently rapper Souljah Boy leaked his own nudes, showing the world his absolutely massive dick.

    My wife: “I looked up the Souljah Boy pics… he definitely leaked the nudes himself”

    Me (jokingly): “women alllllways look up the guys with big dicks”

    Her: “well yeah obviously honey”

    Me (going fishing): “I’m starting an OF for 4 inch guys”

    Her: “is that really what you measured?” cringeface

    We then talked about how I make her orgasm 30% of the time from sex. She truly thinks this is a good number and was trying to compliment me

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