Nick Saban Has Blood on His Hands

File this one under “this is why everyone hates Bama fans.”

A Birmingham woman is charged with killing another woman following last week’s Iron Bowl gong show. The shooter reportedly went on a rampage “when she saw the sisters and others joking that the Crimson Tide’s loss wasn’t as bad as if the NBA’s Miami Heat had lost a game.”

“She said we weren’t real Alabama fans because it didn’t bother us that they lost,” said a witness. “And then she started shooting.”

This is a terrible story. If you’ve ever thought about killing someone over the result of a football game, please do us all a favor and do not procreate.

But I can’t help but think the whole thing could have been avoided had Saban not sent a shitty kicker out to try a 57 yard field goal. Or if he’d reminded his guys to tackle. Or if he hadn’t given up the first four touchdowns to that Mickey Mouse offense.

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  1. Coker said alcohol might have been involved, but investigators are awaiting the results of toxicology tests to make a determination. Shepherd said Briskey drank multiple shots of liquor during the game and “went crazy” when she heard people joking after ‘Bama lost.

    Gee… ya think?

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