C’mon Nick! Quit shaving points!
This is unacceptable!!!
Have you guys seen the latest projections from the ESPN experts on who will make the CFP this year? 29 of the 43 experts did not pick our Tide to win another title! 3 of them even picked them to miss the playoffs! Don’t believe me, see for yourself We can’t have that kind of mediocrity. It’s time we take a stand and get rid of the man at the head of this sinking ship. Fire Nick Saban right now!
What the Tide has become under Saban…
As I tend to do on a somewhat regular basis I logged on to the internet this morning to see what was new with our beloved Tide. I typed “Tide” into the search engine as usual and what do I see? The first several stories that pop up on the results page are about how people are eating laundry detergent.
I want to see this not this
Nick Saban has brought our program so far out of the national limelight that when you google the nickname of our beloved school you see stories about kids eating laundry detergent instead of meaningful information about the Alabama Crimson Tide. I’ll tell you one thing, this definitely never happened under Bear Bryant!
Why did it take so long?
There is absolutely no reason that we should have let the puppy Dawgs hang with us and force overtime last night. Why in the world did it take the “great” Nick Saban 13.5 games to realize the absolute gem he had at his disposal in Tua Tagovailoa? If Nick had done his job and played the better player all year we would have been undefeated, won the SEC, and steamrolled through the CFP.
This guy is getting more senile by the day and needs to go now. Bama should be challenging NFL teams with the talent they have, not barely squeaking by teams that got drubbed by Auburn.
Fire Nick Saban
Never Forget.
This is why we need to get rid of this clown and get somebody who can make smart football decisions to help restore the Tide to their proper place atop the food chain of college football.
Saban just did what…
Nick Saban just lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to Troy.
You know who didn’t lose to the team that lost to the team that lost to Troy??? Dabo Swinny and the Clemson Tigers, now there is a coach that is deserving of coaching our Tide.
Fire Saban now! He can’t even hang with the likes of Troy.
Saban Can’t Win the biggest game of the Year
Sure, he can edge teams like Fresno State, Vanderbilt, and Mercer.
But put him up against a real ball club like Auburn… he got no chance!
Fire him…
NOW!
More than 25% of writers think Saban should be fired!
In the latest Associated Press top 25 Rankings more than 75% of the writers included in the polling have let the world know that they don’t think Nick Saban is the best coach in college football. We deserve the best coach in college football. We clearly have the best players, but for some reason there are still 18 of the 61 writers who don’t think we have the best team. The only thing that can mean is they don’t think we have the best coach or coaching staff, and the man responsible for that is Ole Saint Nick. It’s time we turn this program around and start winning everything again and do do that Nick must go. #firenicksaban.
14 More Pictures of Nick Saban Looking Like a D-Bag
Seems that Parkway High School in Bossier City, Louisiana has a NO D-BAG rule, and Nick Saban is in clear violation of that rule. Good for them!
And now… back by popular demand (following up on our earlier article from 2013), here are 14 more pictures of Nick Saban looking like a d-bag…
Nick, how about a trigger warning next time you put on a penis hat?
‘muff said.
Nick is trying to figure out if this qualifies as a date or not.
Nick on Bourbon Street after getting escorted out of Rick’s Cabaret at 2 a.m.
Grandpa called. He wants his glasses back.
Grandma called. She wants her glasses back.
Gangsta, Nick. Total gangsta.
Corporate shill.
Nick actually thinks he’s the Fonz.
Ayyy!
Maybe put a little more gel in your hair next time, Nick.
D-bag meets Super D-bag.
Wink once if you think Nick is a d-bag.
Nick practicing his favorite “between-the-sheets” act.
This week at Cotillion by Nick: Proper sitting form for young women.
123 FBS Teams Have a Better Record Than Nick Saban in 2017
Thanks to Nick Saban, Alabama is winless at 0-1 in 2017.
The following FBS teams all have better records in 2017 than Nick Saban.
Clemson 1-0
Florida 1-0
Oklahoma 1-0
USC 1-0
Wisconsin 1-0
Air Force 0-0
Akron 0-0
Appalachian State 0-0
Arizona 0-0
Arizona State 0-0
Arkansas 0-0
Arkansas State 0-0
Army West Point 0-0
Ball State 0-0
Baylor 0-0
Boise State 0-0
Boston College 0-0
Bowling Green 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
BYU 0-0
California 0-0
Central Michigan 0-0
Charlotte 0-0
Cincinnati 0-0
Colorado 0-0
Colorado State 0-0
Connecticut 0-0
Duke 0-0
Eastern Michigan 0-0
East Carolina 0-0
FIU 0-0
Florida Atlantic 0-0
Florida State 0-0
Fresno State 0-0
Georgia 0-0
Georgia Southern 0-0
Georgia State 0-0
Georgia Tech 0-0
Hawaii 0-0
Houston 0-0
Idaho 0-0
Illinois 0-0
Indiana 0-0
Iowa State 0-0
Kansas 0-0
Kansas State 0-0
Kent State 0-0
Kentucky 0-0
LSU 0-0
Louisiana Tech 0-0
Louisiana-Lafayette 0-0
Louisiana-Monroe 0-0
Louisville 0-0
Marshall 0-0
Maryland 0-0
Massachusetts 0-0
Memphis 0-0
Miami (FL) 0-0
Miami (OH) 0-0
Michigan 0-0
Michigan State 0-0
Middle Tennessee 0-0
Minnesota 0-0
Ole Miss 0-0
Mississippi State 0-0
Missouri 0-0
Navy 0-0
Nebraska 0-0
Nevada 0-0
UNLV 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
North Carolina 0-0
NC State 0-0
North Texas 0-0
NIU 0-0
Northwestern 0-0
Notre Dame 0-0
Ohio 0-0
Ohio State 0-0
Oklahoma State 0-0
Old Dominion 0-0
Oregon 0-0
Oregon State 0-0
Pittsburgh 0-0
Purdue 0-0
Rice 0-0
Rutgers 0-0
San Diego State 0-0
San Jose State 0-0
South Alabama 0-0
South Carolina 0-0
South Florida 0-0
SMU 0-0
Southern Miss 0-0
Stanford 0-0
Syracuse 0-0
TCU 0-0
Temple 0-0
Tennessee 0-0
Texas 0-0
Texas A&M 0-0
Texas State 0-0
Texas Tech 0-0
UCLA 0-0
UCF 0-0
UTEP 0-0
UTSA 0-0
Toledo 0-0
Troy 0-0
Tulane 0-0
Tulsa 0-0
Utah 0-0
Utah State 0-0
Vanderbilt 0-0
Virginia 0-0
Virginia Tech 0-0
Wake Forest 0-0
Washington 0-0
Washington State 0-0
West Virginia 0-0
Western Kentucky 0-0
Wyoming 0-0
Pathetic.
#FireSaban
