I’ll admit that Nick Saban has won a lot of college football games. But he’s also lost a whole bunch of them over the years (more than 50 to be exact). And some of those losses are pretty damn embarrassing. Here’s a review of some of the teams Saban has lost to: Continue reading You Won’t Believe Some of the Shitbag Teams Nick Saban Has Lost To →

I know, I know: the Tide won yet another national championship last year. But it’s a good f*&%-in’ thing they played Notre Lame in the title game and not Stony Brook, or else things might have turned out very different.

Let me explain. Continue reading Thank Christ Stony Brook Isn’t On the Schedule This Year →

There have been 143 college football seasons. Nick Saban has only won the championship in four of them! That’s only 2.8% of the time. (Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then, am I right?) Here is a list of all of the college football seasons in which Nick Saban has not won the national championship: Continue reading Nick Saban Has Failed to Win the National Championship in 97.2% of All College Football Seasons →