Seems that Parkway High School in Bossier City, Louisiana has a NO D-BAG rule, and Nick Saban is in clear violation of that rule. Good for them!
And now… back by popular demand (following up on our earlier article from 2013), here are 14 more pictures of Nick Saban looking like a d-bag…
Nick, how about a trigger warning next time you put on a penis hat?
Nick is trying to figure out if this qualifies as a date or not.
Nick on Bourbon Street after getting escorted out of Rick’s Cabaret at 2 a.m.
Grandpa called. He wants his glasses back.
Grandma called. She wants her glasses back.
Gangsta, Nick. Total gangsta.
Nick actually thinks he’s the Fonz.
Maybe put a little more gel in your hair next time, Nick.
D-bag meets Super D-bag.
Wink once if you think Nick is a d-bag.
Nick practicing his favorite “between-the-sheets” act.
This week at Cotillion by Nick: Proper sitting form for young women.
Thanks to Nick Saban, Alabama is winless at 0-1 in 2017.
The following FBS teams all have better records in 2017 than Nick Saban.
Air Force 0-0
Appalachian State 0-0
Arizona State 0-0
Arkansas State 0-0
Army West Point 0-0
Ball State 0-0
Boise State 0-0
Boston College 0-0
Bowling Green 0-0
Central Michigan 0-0
Colorado State 0-0
Eastern Michigan 0-0
East Carolina 0-0
Florida Atlantic 0-0
Florida State 0-0
Fresno State 0-0
Georgia Southern 0-0
Georgia State 0-0
Georgia Tech 0-0
Iowa State 0-0
Kansas State 0-0
Kent State 0-0
Louisiana Tech 0-0
Miami (FL) 0-0
Miami (OH) 0-0
Michigan State 0-0
Middle Tennessee 0-0
Ole Miss 0-0
Mississippi State 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
North Carolina 0-0
NC State 0-0
North Texas 0-0
Notre Dame 0-0
Ohio State 0-0
Oklahoma State 0-0
Old Dominion 0-0
Oregon State 0-0
San Diego State 0-0
San Jose State 0-0
South Alabama 0-0
South Carolina 0-0
South Florida 0-0
Southern Miss 0-0
Texas A&M 0-0
Texas State 0-0
Texas Tech 0-0
Utah State 0-0
Virginia Tech 0-0
Wake Forest 0-0
Washington State 0-0
West Virginia 0-0
Western Kentucky 0-0
Nice coaching, Nick! Now GTFO.
Here is a complete list of every team that won their final postseason game this season…
San Diego State
Appalachian State (Yeah, seriously… App Fuckin’ State)
Old Dominion (I couldn’t even make this up)
Army (yeah, even Army… what year is this? 1946?)
Kansas State (their coach even older than Saban!)
Air Force (yet another service academy)
You know who didn’t win their final game of the season? NICK SABAN!
Nick Saban couldn’t beat a Clemson team that lost to Pitt earlier this season.
That’s right: he just lost to a lowly one-loss ACC team.
Nick Saban hasn’t won a football game all year!
The young men that suit up every Saturday and put their heart and soul into representing the Crimson Tide are just not being put to the test and the fault lies entirely with Nick Saban! One of the highest compliments an athlete, and really any individual, can receive is that they perform at their best when they are under pressure. How can we expect our players to perform under pressure if we never actually put them under any real pressure? I mean we have had ONE regular season game decided by single digits in the last 13 months. That is just unacceptable. We need to get Saban outta here and find someone who is going to allow our players to experience what it’s like to be under some real pressure so that when they move on to the next level they are less likely to crack under pressure.
Fire Nick Saban!
If Nick Saban is really the great coach and recruiter that so many people claim that he is then I have one simple question: How many quarterbacks have come out of Alabama during Saban’s tenure have won at least a single measly game in their entire NFL careers?
The answer: Zero. Zip. Ziltch. Nada. Not a single one!!!
The last Crimson Tide QB to get an NFL win…Jeff Rutledge…drafted in 1979. That is unacceptable.
How are we keeping this guy around who can’t even get a single win out of the quarterback position at the next level. It won’t be long before players start to realize that he does not prepare them well for the NFL and our recruiting takes a hit.
Seriously, just watch this jerk. He is a soulless body.
The Tide lost a heartbreaking early season drama to SEC rival Ole Miss. The battle rested on the shoulders of Saban who provided insight during his halftime interview into the whole debacle: TURNOVERS.
The Tide gave us 5 turnovers, 3 being interceptions based on poor pass reads and multiple missed blocks. Bama hopes of making the playoffs is now heavily tarnished and given how both the Tide and Ole Miss perform the rest of the season, could be hopelessly out of reach!
Coker’s 4th quarter interception to Tony Bridges…
Bama fans made a quick exit out of Bryant-Denny, undoubtedly ashamed and tired of the mediocrity we’ve had to endure under Saban’s declining prowess.
The strength of our program took a kick in the junk tonight and we need to send a message to the University of Alabama: FIRE NICK SABAN NOW!!!!!!