They say a picture is worth 1,000 words, well then here are 2,000 words
For those of you that can’t read between the lines that’s “Fire” 1,000 times and “Saban” 1,000 times. The guy was tied with the Citadel at halftime and we have a once in a generation coach who is now suddenly available.
C’mon Nick! Quit shaving points!
Have you guys seen the latest projections from the ESPN experts on who will make the CFP this year? 29 of the 43 experts did not pick our Tide to win another title! 3 of them even picked them to miss the playoffs! Don’t believe me, see for yourself We can’t have that kind of mediocrity. It’s time we take a stand and get rid of the man at the head of this sinking ship. Fire Nick Saban right now!
As I tend to do on a somewhat regular basis I logged on to the internet this morning to see what was new with our beloved Tide. I typed “Tide” into the search engine as usual and what do I see? The first several stories that pop up on the results page are about how people are eating laundry detergent.
I want to see this not this
Nick Saban has brought our program so far out of the national limelight that when you google the nickname of our beloved school you see stories about kids eating laundry detergent instead of meaningful information about the Alabama Crimson Tide. I’ll tell you one thing, this definitely never happened under Bear Bryant!
There is absolutely no reason that we should have let the puppy Dawgs hang with us and force overtime last night. Why in the world did it take the “great” Nick Saban 13.5 games to realize the absolute gem he had at his disposal in Tua Tagovailoa? If Nick had done his job and played the better player all year we would have been undefeated, won the SEC, and steamrolled through the CFP.
This guy is getting more senile by the day and needs to go now. Bama should be challenging NFL teams with the talent they have, not barely squeaking by teams that got drubbed by Auburn.
Fire Nick Saban
This is why we need to get rid of this clown and get somebody who can make smart football decisions to help restore the Tide to their proper place atop the food chain of college football.
On this date 11/30/2013
Nick Saban just lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to Troy.
You know who didn’t lose to the team that lost to the team that lost to Troy??? Dabo Swinny and the Clemson Tigers, now there is a coach that is deserving of coaching our Tide.
Fire Saban now! He can’t even hang with the likes of Troy.
Sure, he can edge teams like Fresno State, Vanderbilt, and Mercer.
But put him up against a real ball club like Auburn… he got no chance!
In the latest Associated Press top 25 Rankings more than 75% of the writers included in the polling have let the world know that they don’t think Nick Saban is the best coach in college football. We deserve the best coach in college football. We clearly have the best players, but for some reason there are still 18 of the 61 writers who don’t think we have the best team. The only thing that can mean is they don’t think we have the best coach or coaching staff, and the man responsible for that is Ole Saint Nick. It’s time we turn this program around and start winning everything again and do do that Nick must go. #firenicksaban.
Seems that Parkway High School in Bossier City, Louisiana has a NO D-BAG rule, and Nick Saban is in clear violation of that rule. Good for them!
And now… back by popular demand (following up on our earlier article from 2013), here are 14 more pictures of Nick Saban looking like a d-bag…
Nick, how about a trigger warning next time you put on a penis hat?
Nick is trying to figure out if this qualifies as a date or not.
Nick on Bourbon Street after getting escorted out of Rick’s Cabaret at 2 a.m.
Grandpa called. He wants his glasses back.
Grandma called. She wants her glasses back.
Gangsta, Nick. Total gangsta.
Nick actually thinks he’s the Fonz.
Maybe put a little more gel in your hair next time, Nick.
D-bag meets Super D-bag.
Wink once if you think Nick is a d-bag.
Nick practicing his favorite “between-the-sheets” act.
This week at Cotillion by Nick: Proper sitting form for young women.