Here is a complete list of every team that won their final postseason game this season…

New Mexico
San Diego State
Arkansas State
Appalachian State (Yeah, seriously… App Fuckin’ State)
Tulsa
Western Kentucky
BYU
Idaho (WTF!??!?)
Old Dominion (I couldn’t even make this up)
Louisiana Tech
Troy
Hawaii
Mississippi State
Boston College
NC State
Army (yeah, even Army… what year is this? 1946?)
Wake Forest
Minnesota
Baylor
Northwestern
Miami
Utah
Kansas State (their coach even older than Saban!)
South Florida
Virginia Tech
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Stanford
Tennessee
Air Force (yet another service academy)
Florida State
LSU (goddammit)
Georgia Tech
Florida
Wisconsin
USC
Oklahoma
Clemson

You know who didn’t win their final game of the season? NICK SABAN!

Seriously… PITT!!!!

Nick Saban couldn’t beat a Clemson team that lost to Pitt earlier this season.

That’s right: he just lost to a lowly one-loss ACC team.

Pathetic.

#FireSaban NOW!!!

Nick Saban hasn’t won a football game all year!

It’s official: Nick Saban is not even the best college football coach. What in the hell is he still doing at Alabama?

This is what a winner looks like:

Not-so-fun fact: Nick Saban has now lost 3 of his last 5 games against Power 5 opponents.

Nick Saban gets run out of Oxford, MS

Fire this guy already!

We are exactly one month away from the first Saturday of the college football season. No better time than to bring up a humbling fact: Nick Saban’s last victory over an FBS opponent came on November 16, 2013 against Mississippi State. Since then, he has beaten Chattanooga State and lost to Auburn and Oklahoma.

Since defeating the Bulldogs on that November evening last year, 97 other college football head coaches have won a game. Guys like T.J. Weist, Dan Enos, Mark Hudspeth, Rick Stockstill, Joey Jones, Jeff Monken, and Clay Helton. (If you’re thinking, “Who!?” you’re not alone.) And some coaches have won more than once since Saban’s last win. Heck, even George O’Leary has won four times since then! Continue reading →

According to Joe Schad, Lane Kiffin is being interviewed for Nick Saban’s offensive coordinator position today: Continue reading →

C’mon!

That’s two losses in a row for Saban, the most overrated coach in college football history. What more evidence do we need that the guy needs to get canned NOW!?

Under Saban’s “leadership”, the Tide got rolled by Oklahoma’s freshman quarterback Trevor Knight, who threw for 348 yards and four touchdowns. Never heard of him? You’re not alone. This was Knight’s fifth career start. Yet he was able to carve up the soft “defense” that Alabama fielded in New Orleans. In Saban’s last two games, his team has surrendered 79 points. That alone is grounds for firing the jerk!

It’s time to go, Nick.