Everyone knows that the best coaches are balanced emotionally at all times. Even in big games when things aren’t going the right way, cool heads always prevail. If you’re emotionally imbalanced, quick to anger (or sadness)…then your players, recruits, and opponents will surely see it as a sign of weakness.
By these standards, Nick Saban is an abject failure. We shudder to think of the turmoil inflicted upon his players whenever Alabama loses a big game. The shouting, the sulking, arguing calls too aggressively with officials (who may fear for their personal safety), the wild gesticulations….these are tell-tale signs of bad coaching.
Nick Saban should be fired for many reasons, including emotional imbalance in the face of adversity. Below you’ll see some photographic evidence of this in action. Be warned, some of these images are truly disturbing.
Saban frightening one of his players
Nick Saban showing the emotional maturity of a 5th grader.
A violent display of emotion. Luckily no players, fans, coaches, or officials were injured by the headset.
Even when Alabama enjoys a sizable lead, officials are in danger of incurring Saban’s wrath.
Every football technique demonstrated with nothing but aggression.
Does this flippant attitude inspire greatness?
Fire Nick Saban…for the future of Alabama football.
All of the above severe symptoms of assholeism seemed to get worse in the Ohio State game. Brother new he was up against Hurry-Up Offense and Hurry-Up Defense both causing him to be hysterical even though ESPN told every one he was without a doubt the best coach in college football—-bar none.
Kiffin and Saban bragged openly about how successful their hurry-up offense was excelling but Ohio State crunched Kiffin, Saban, and Smart convincingly enough that all 3 may be looking for employment at Mercedes Benz in their flat tire repair.
Of course Brother Saban will spout new strategy for the coming football season, he still drags his Hurry-Up confused mixed emotions stuck in his craw while his never ending nightmares continue to haunt his terrible case of assholeism—he can’t shake it.