Seems that Parkway High School in Bossier City, Louisiana has a NO D-BAG rule, and Nick Saban is in clear violation of that rule. Good for them!
And now… back by popular demand (following up on our earlier article from 2013), here are 14 more pictures of Nick Saban looking like a d-bag…
Nick, how about a trigger warning next time you put on a penis hat?
Nick is trying to figure out if this qualifies as a date or not.
Nick on Bourbon Street after getting escorted out of Rick’s Cabaret at 2 a.m.
Grandpa called. He wants his glasses back.
Grandma called. She wants her glasses back.
Gangsta, Nick. Total gangsta.
Nick actually thinks he’s the Fonz.
Maybe put a little more gel in your hair next time, Nick.
D-bag meets Super D-bag.
Wink once if you think Nick is a d-bag.
Nick practicing his favorite “between-the-sheets” act.
This week at Cotillion by Nick: Proper sitting form for young women.
Thanks to Nick Saban, Alabama is winless at 0-1 in 2017.
The following FBS teams all have better records in 2017 than Nick Saban.
Air Force 0-0
Appalachian State 0-0
Arizona State 0-0
Arkansas State 0-0
Army West Point 0-0
Ball State 0-0
Boise State 0-0
Boston College 0-0
Bowling Green 0-0
Central Michigan 0-0
Colorado State 0-0
Eastern Michigan 0-0
East Carolina 0-0
Florida Atlantic 0-0
Florida State 0-0
Fresno State 0-0
Georgia Southern 0-0
Georgia State 0-0
Georgia Tech 0-0
Iowa State 0-0
Kansas State 0-0
Kent State 0-0
Louisiana Tech 0-0
Miami (FL) 0-0
Miami (OH) 0-0
Michigan State 0-0
Middle Tennessee 0-0
Ole Miss 0-0
Mississippi State 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
North Carolina 0-0
NC State 0-0
North Texas 0-0
Notre Dame 0-0
Ohio State 0-0
Oklahoma State 0-0
Old Dominion 0-0
Oregon State 0-0
San Diego State 0-0
San Jose State 0-0
South Alabama 0-0
South Carolina 0-0
South Florida 0-0
Southern Miss 0-0
Texas A&M 0-0
Texas State 0-0
Texas Tech 0-0
Utah State 0-0
Virginia Tech 0-0
Wake Forest 0-0
Washington State 0-0
West Virginia 0-0
Western Kentucky 0-0
Nice coaching, Nick! Now GTFO.
Here is a complete list of every team that won their final postseason game this season…
San Diego State
Appalachian State (Yeah, seriously… App Fuckin’ State)
Old Dominion (I couldn’t even make this up)
Army (yeah, even Army… what year is this? 1946?)
Kansas State (their coach even older than Saban!)
Air Force (yet another service academy)
You know who didn’t win their final game of the season? NICK SABAN!
Nick Saban couldn’t beat a Clemson team that lost to Pitt earlier this season.
That’s right: he just lost to a lowly one-loss ACC team.
Nick Saban hasn’t won a football game all year!
Seriously, just watch this jerk. He is a soulless body.
It’s official: Nick Saban is not even the best college football coach. What in the hell is he still doing at Alabama?
This is what a winner looks like:
So Nick Saban is pissed off that people are disappointed that the Tide only beat lowly Arkansas, 14-13. This guy really grinds my gears. Continue reading
Not-so-fun fact: Nick Saban has now lost 3 of his last 5 games against Power 5 opponents.
Nick Saban gets run out of Oxford, MS
Fire this guy already!