Monthly Archives: January 2017

123 FBS Teams Have a Better Record Than Nick Saban in 2017

Thanks to Nick Saban, Alabama is winless at 0-1 in 2017.

The following FBS teams all have better records in 2017 than Nick Saban.

Clemson 1-0
Florida 1-0
Oklahoma 1-0
USC 1-0
Wisconsin 1-0
Air Force 0-0
Akron 0-0
Appalachian State 0-0
Arizona 0-0
Arizona State 0-0
Arkansas 0-0
Arkansas State 0-0
Army West Point 0-0
Ball State 0-0
Baylor 0-0
Boise State 0-0
Boston College 0-0
Bowling Green 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
BYU 0-0
California 0-0
Central Michigan 0-0
Charlotte 0-0
Cincinnati 0-0
Colorado 0-0
Colorado State 0-0
Connecticut 0-0
Duke 0-0
Eastern Michigan 0-0
East Carolina 0-0
FIU 0-0
Florida Atlantic 0-0
Florida State 0-0
Fresno State 0-0
Georgia 0-0
Georgia Southern 0-0
Georgia State 0-0
Georgia Tech 0-0
Hawaii 0-0
Houston 0-0
Idaho 0-0
Illinois 0-0
Indiana 0-0
Iowa State 0-0
Kansas 0-0
Kansas State 0-0
Kent State 0-0
Kentucky 0-0
LSU 0-0
Louisiana Tech 0-0
Louisiana-Lafayette 0-0
Louisiana-Monroe 0-0
Louisville 0-0
Marshall 0-0
Maryland 0-0
Massachusetts 0-0
Memphis 0-0
Miami (FL) 0-0
Miami (OH) 0-0
Michigan 0-0
Michigan State 0-0
Middle Tennessee 0-0
Minnesota 0-0
Ole Miss 0-0
Mississippi State 0-0
Missouri 0-0
Navy 0-0
Nebraska 0-0
Nevada 0-0
UNLV 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
North Carolina 0-0
NC State 0-0
North Texas 0-0
NIU 0-0
Northwestern 0-0
Notre Dame 0-0
Ohio 0-0
Ohio State 0-0
Oklahoma State 0-0
Old Dominion 0-0
Oregon 0-0
Oregon State 0-0
Pittsburgh 0-0
Purdue 0-0
Rice 0-0
Rutgers 0-0
San Diego State 0-0
San Jose State 0-0
South Alabama 0-0
South Carolina 0-0
South Florida 0-0
SMU 0-0
Southern Miss 0-0
Stanford 0-0
Syracuse 0-0
TCU 0-0
Temple 0-0
Tennessee 0-0
Texas 0-0
Texas A&M 0-0
Texas State 0-0
Texas Tech 0-0
UCLA 0-0
UCF 0-0
UTEP 0-0
UTSA 0-0
Toledo 0-0
Troy 0-0
Tulane 0-0
Tulsa 0-0
Utah 0-0
Utah State 0-0
Vanderbilt 0-0
Virginia 0-0
Virginia Tech 0-0
Wake Forest 0-0
Washington 0-0
Washington State 0-0
West Virginia 0-0
Western Kentucky 0-0
Wyoming 0-0

Pathetic.

#FireSaban

40 FBS Teams Won Their Final Postseason Game… But Not Nick Saban!

Here is a complete list of every team that won their final postseason game this season…

New Mexico
San Diego State
Arkansas State
Appalachian State (Yeah, seriously… App Fuckin’ State)
Tulsa
Western Kentucky
BYU
Idaho (WTF!??!?)
Old Dominion (I couldn’t even make this up)
Louisiana Tech
Troy
Hawaii
Mississippi State
Boston College
NC State
Army (yeah, even Army… what year is this? 1946?)
Wake Forest
Minnesota
Baylor
Northwestern
Miami
Utah
Kansas State (their coach even older than Saban!)
South Florida
Virginia Tech
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Stanford
Tennessee
Air Force (yet another service academy)
Florida State
LSU (goddammit)
Georgia Tech
Florida
Wisconsin
USC
Oklahoma
Clemson

You know who didn’t win their final game of the season? NICK SABAN!

Nick Saban Just Lost to a Team That Lost to Pitt!

Seriously… PITT!!!!

Nick Saban couldn’t beat a Clemson team that lost to Pitt earlier this season.

That’s right: he just lost to a lowly one-loss ACC team.

Pathetic.

#FireSaban NOW!!!